Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Sometimes you just want to talk evolve but the sub is slow and you don't have any specific questions. So I figure a regular 'what are you doing currently' thread might be nice. Let's give it a go!
I myself am currently working on doing a 4* MAD in all races and doing all the bioseed genus/planet achievements, as well as mopping up things like race combos. Not counting custom race I only need to do:
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gecko, slytherin and troll MADs for the first time. Then Arraak, Cath, Cyclops, Orc, Pinguicula, Scorpid and Sporgar to upgrade the achievements.
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giant and reptilian bioseeds, then plant to upgrade achievement.
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my current run is pterodacti bioseed with ent fana, taking care of avian greatness event and toxic planet, the last planet type I needed to clear.
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I need to do godwins law still, which is shroomi, then troll with fana and research internet. Also infested terrans, sporgar than humans with fana. As I already have transcendence, this is trivial.
After that I'll try my hand at ascendance I guess, but until then it's a bit of a slog. I'm saving 1.5k plasmids for the last priest upgrade (currently 710), then 4k for the mastery gene and then I'll just stockpile plasmids I guess after maxing out the last minor trait bonuses. I'm starting to enjoy the phage collection more and more (currently 672) because the storage bonus is tangible. Overall I think I'm ready to check out ascensions already, but I want to wrap up every MAD and achievement bioseed at least once for the mastery and the satisfaction.
So, that's me right now. What is everybody else doing atm?
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
