How do you make a plant gender neutral?

You give it a transplantation

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👤︎ u/larsmeimei
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Gender Neutral Bathroom

We are trying to convert a standard restroom in a state-owned building on our campus to be gender neutral.

Boss: "Unfortunately, state law says we need to get approval from the bathroom folks in the state capital."

Me: "That could take some time...I hear they are all backed up."

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📅︎ May 03 2017
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*On a date*

Date: So, what do you do?

Me: * holds up menu * you just pick one from this picture book of meals.

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👤︎ u/Niyi_M
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/memerman09
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Dad joked a 3 year old, got Dad joked back.

It's Dinner time-

3y.o.: "Papa you spoon." ( which translates to - please feed me).

Me: "You spoon, I'm busy forking."

3y.o.: "Papa, fork yourself."

edit- Thank you for all the love. Forgot to mention the 3y.o. in question is a she.

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👤︎ u/F0dd3r
📅︎ Mar 03 2014
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Do you know what a glucose guardian is?

It's the gender-neutral term for sugar daddy.

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📅︎ Apr 22 2018
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