it's NESessary
The Xbox 316
The Sunni Playstation
Wii U!!! Wii U!! Wii U!!
I'll call it the occult rift
Look, now it's the Royal Wii.
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
A Midsummer Night's Dreamcast
Pspspsps4
He pressed the russet button, of course.
Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
The Nintendo Oui
The Wii.
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
I always need to console myself.
So I asked ten of my son's friends whether they want to buy a different game console to get away from EA and did a follow up a few weeks later. After calculating and comparing the results from the surveys I came to the conclusion that: Nine in ten do switch.
We have a general idea of what we want to make. An action/adventure game for console. We decided to call the main character Drake.
But none of us have any coding experience, so we're moving into Uncharted territory.
In the middle of a conversation I was having with my mom about old retro games and consoles being pretty expensive these days for collectors, my dad walks in and says: "It's too bad son, your gameboy never grew up to be a ...gameman"
Wii.
