I get depressed if I don’t play video games.
I always need to console myself.
If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?
5-card stud or stirrup poker?
Where is it most unsafe to play the “pull my finger” game?
At the leper colony.
Do you know what game a german gingerbread kid plays?
Gluten Tag
A character you can’t play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
It left them in pieces.
I like to play this game with my daughter it's called "hide and seek."
She hides, and then I see how high I can count (out loud) before she gets annoyed and comes out to complain about the game.
I like to watch People play games online. Guess that makes me a "Streaming fan"
I asked my French friend if she likes to play video games.
She said, "Wii."
why can’t you play games at the zoo?
because there are too many cheetahs.
What do you call a type of protein that plays games?
Gluten tag
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
The game Indian parents want their kids to play
What is Captain Morgan’s fav board game to play with his family?
Rummoli
:)
What game do German kids play in the morning?
Guten tag
What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?
Follow the litre.
What do you call a retired boxer who loves to play video games?
Xbox-er
I can't get my son to play any fighting games with me.
I think he's afraid of tekken me on.
What video game system does Homer Simpson play?
Ninten-doh!
Even though 3D games are common, sometimes I like to play 2D games still. But never 1D games.
That's where I draw the line.
What do you call a Pokémon that plays children’s games?
Peekaboo
Why can't dogs play video games?
When they do, its always on paws.
Anyone wanna play an Italian party game?
Its called pasta parcel
Invited my dad to play video games with me. He puts the controller up to the side of his head.
"What are you doing, dad?"
"I'm playing it by ear"
Why shouldn’t you play board games on safari?
Because there are always cheetahs.
What game did Thanos's dad play with him when he was a baby?
"Got your Thanose!"
If an Octopus were to play football, how many tackles per game would an Octopus have?
Tentacles
Why should you never play board games with jungle cats?
They're a bunch of cheetahs!
What was Mark Zuckerberg's favourite game to play as a child ?
iSpy.
I asked a french man if he plays computer games
He said wii
