Where is it most unsafe to play the β€œpull my finger” game?

At the leper colony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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why can’t you play games at the zoo?

because there are too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomastwatson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...

The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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The game Indian parents want their kids to play
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiteshMakwaney
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What game do German kids play in the morning?

Guten tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalegNar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Invited my dad to play video games with me. He puts the controller up to the side of his head.

"What are you doing, dad?"

"I'm playing it by ear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarheel6793
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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The kids want to play Operation but I can't bring myself to tell them that the game is missing a piece

I just don't have the heart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What's an anti-vaxxer's favorite game to play at the pool with their kids?

Marco Polio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elsalse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why’s it so hard to play card games in the jungle?

Because there’s too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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The Pun Game. Come And Play It.

Make an entire comment chain of puns somehow relating to what's on your right. The person who replies automatically joins your game. They must reply with a pun that is related to the same thing. Whoever makes the most puns is the winner. They must be real puns, not just sentences that you say are puns. C'mon, reddit. You can do this. You're like, the website for puns. If I get enough puns, I will draw the pun of the first person to post a pun here (ex. if the first person says, "Well now I'm drawing a blanket," I would draw someone drawing a blanket.) Have fun brahs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superfuzzer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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What game do accountants play on the playground when they were kids?

Deduct, deduct, degooset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zermie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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My 7yo son was watching me play Overwatch the other day. My team lost so the game said "Defeat". I said "why would they say that, everyone in the game has two feet."

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My son speaks french.

"Defeat" sounds almost exactly like "Deux feet".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdMachine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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I learned today that Tom Brady first got to play in an NFL game because the previous quarterback suffered an injury causing internal bleeding

I suppose you could say he got to play because Drew bled so.

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My Dad came home from shopping and said he had bought a new exciting board game for the family to play at Christmas!

http://imgur.com/a/GPyVq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomStud3nt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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