Found this little โœจg e mโœจ on r/technicallythetruth
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

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I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"

Go ahead, prove me wrong

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I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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I think I found the โ€œG spotโ€ at work today..
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An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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Why is the letter G scary?

It turns a Host into a Ghost

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G(old)
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As I ran my finger down her G string, she moaned:

"Give me back my guitar!"

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My daughter got the letters Y and U tattooed on one buttock and the letters L and G tattooed on the other...

It's one messed up, ugly ass tattoo.

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*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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If youโ€™re trying to spell the name โ€œRon,โ€ make sure you donโ€™t misspell it by adding a W and a G

Because then itโ€™s wrong.

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It's no longer you and me. It's g(us).
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O m g alright
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There's a holographic version of Pablo Escobar touring the world he tried to sell me a G, but I declined...

I knew it would just be a hollow gram.

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If f(x) stands for the function of x, then what does g(x) stand for?

It stands for the gunction of x.

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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comโ€ฆ
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G
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They should have a follow-up to the G-7 meeting called the C Major Summit.

Maybe that will resolve things.

(Not OC but I saw it on FB and it was new to me)

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I am a g o d
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(G)old
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I live in the house next door to where the Notorious B.I.G. grew up as a child.

The current owners let me take a look inside. No biggie.

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Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?

The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.

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Hot dio-g
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A G walks into a bar in A minor and orders

A Gin&Subtonic

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Im the G
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/THENERDYPI
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I just found that the letters โ€˜tโ€™ and โ€˜gโ€™ are too close to each other on the keyboard.

Iโ€™m never again writing Regards when I write an email to my boss.

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What do you call a gangbang full of G's?

An all G.

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What does Kenny G like doing in his spare time?

Sax education.

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G(old)

https://preview.redd.it/5681ewbf6tv21.jpg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4b9a012a67140e91133e1a049e0076454f5481

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V E G A N D A D

A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from a vegetarian restaurant.

I was a bit confused.

I'd never seen herbivore.

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Le(g) epic gamer moment
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A bee-g surprise (x-post: r/funny)
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I invited a bunch of rappers to my party. Most of them showed up, but Notorious B.I.G. couldn't make it.

That's ok. No biggie.

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Some people may think you're a pussy but I think you're a G, Natalia
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Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

Change my mind.

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.

The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here

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A B ๐Ÿ’ฟ E F G
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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C, E-flat and G walk into a bar.

The bartender shows them the door and says, โ€œsorry we donโ€™t serve minors.โ€

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