They are a charity organization that claimed they tackle social issues that are "low hanging fruits".
Turns out they were just raisin awareness.
"For I do not speak of my own accord" John 12:49
His mom was furious.
4 best dadjokes when driving past a cemetery:
- Thatβs the dead centre of town. 2. People are dying to get in there. 3. A man tried to sell me a coffin there today; I told him thatβs the last thing I need! 4. Actually, the man who invented the crossword is buried thereβ¦ his grave is 5 down & 7 across!
He calls himself Dyson Fury
Me: This movie is intense!
Husband: No, it's in tanks.
Me: scowls
Her: "this movie is intense!"
Me: "Actually, they're tanks"
Cue eye roll and groan
Hell hath no fury like a womanβs corn.
Just call me Dyson Fury.
My friend was promoted to a Director the other day. I congratulated him and asked if it felt more like Spielberg or Fury. I said Fury is the one Iβd pick.
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
To annoy a female housemate we were flicking bits of sweetcorn at her hair. In response, she escalated the game and threw an orange into my face.
The only way i got through the ordeal was because of what another of my housemates said next. After a long silence, as im holding my face he says "..hell hath no fury like a woman corned".
The scene where Max is grabbed by the Pole Cat,
http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/mad-max-fury-road-image-the-war-rig.jpg
and ends up getting dumped onto the car with the drums and guitar guy
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I leaned over to my GF and said "It looks like he's jumped onto... the bandwagon" She totally lost it :)
She was absolutely furious. I've never seen a person get this angry before. I guess it holds true to the old saying:
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed.
