Did you hear about the fugitives who could only find a livestock pen full of baby sheep to hide in?
They were on the lambβ¦
I *finally* came up with a good joke about clocks
Itβs about time
What do you call a ford breaking out of prison ?
An escape
What do you call a dinosaur whoβs hiding from the cops?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
Edit: I definitely forgot this came from Jurassic Park. So credit goes to that. But itβs still funny.
What did the nutty officer say to the fugitive?
I'm a cashew!
The fugitive who made off with all that anise and fennel;
he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?
why was the docked ship taken under custody?
Because it was harbouring fugitives.
What did the fugitive dictionaries say when the cops found them hiding?
Theysaurus
Why did the fugitives go to Canada?
Because they had nowhere else Toronto.
A great fugitive name found on CBS local news.
Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.
Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."
My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."
Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.
Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.
An escaped prisoner was captured down at the docks.
They were harboring a fugitive.
You'll never catch me, copper!
Said the fugitive magnet
Learn Chinese in 5 min
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
- Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
- Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
- staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
