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👤︎ u/CroakyPyrex
📅︎ May 25 2023
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Did you hear about the fugitives who could only find a livestock pen full of baby sheep to hide in?

They were on the lamb…

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👤︎ u/AFew10_9TooMany
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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I *finally* came up with a good joke about clocks

It’s about time

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👤︎ u/ilikesidehugs
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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What do you call a ford breaking out of prison ?

An escape

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👤︎ u/superturtkeman
📅︎ Dec 14 2022
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What do you call a dinosaur who’s hiding from the cops?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Edit: I definitely forgot this came from Jurassic Park. So credit goes to that. But it’s still funny.

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👤︎ u/Perceptions89
📅︎ Apr 27 2022
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What did the nutty officer say to the fugitive?

I'm a cashew!

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👤︎ u/Pollo7
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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The fugitive who made off with all that anise and fennel;

he was the one they tried in absinthe, yea?

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👤︎ u/TheNigerianHyperion
📅︎ May 30 2020
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why was the docked ship taken under custody?

Because it was harbouring fugitives.

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👤︎ u/NotGothamCity
📅︎ Jul 31 2022
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What did the fugitive dictionaries say when the cops found them hiding?

Theysaurus

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👤︎ u/akc1999
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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Why did the fugitives go to Canada?

Because they had nowhere else Toronto.

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👤︎ u/TheSvenster
📅︎ Aug 16 2015
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A great fugitive name found on CBS local news.

Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.

Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."

My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."

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👤︎ u/mephistophe_SLEAZE
📅︎ Jul 09 2014
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Two sesame seeds have escaped prison and are believed to be hiding out on top of some bread.

Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.

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👤︎ u/Pudenator
📅︎ May 21 2021
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An escaped prisoner was captured down at the docks.

They were harboring a fugitive.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Nov 26 2016
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You'll never catch me, copper!

Said the fugitive magnet

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👤︎ u/dadlifememes
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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