Whisky!!
It was Whiskey business
"Back to their old Twix!"
He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve
Elmer Fudd is sitting around one day and realized he's not all that good at hunting, might as well take up a new hobby. Obviously he turns to magic/slight of hand. After a few months of practicing, his arms are COVERED in chocolate. Bugs comes up and asks him, "Say doc, what's with all the chocolate?" To which Elmer replies, "You know what they say, a good magician ALWAYS has a few Twix up his sweeves."
Every time I drive by a weigh station on a U.S. highway, the weigh station is closed and there are no trucks in sight.
Driving with my father and passing an empty weigh-station I asked him, "I wonder why I never see trucks getting weighed." He answered -- in an Elmer Fudd voice -- "Maybe because they're all ugwy."
