Harrison Fudd.
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📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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What does Elmer Fudd say is the most dangewous dwink?

Whisky!!

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👤︎ u/groggyjava
📅︎ Apr 30 2020
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Elmer Fudd quit hunting and opened his own distillery

It was Whiskey business

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👤︎ u/nom_nom44
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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"Silly candy thieves!" shouted Elmer Fudd.

"Back to their old Twix!"

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👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Nov 14 2016
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How did the magician make a candy bar appear out of thin air?

He had a lot of Twix up his sleeve

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👤︎ u/lancex
📅︎ Sep 12 2015
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Sort of an edited repost?

Elmer Fudd is sitting around one day and realized he's not all that good at hunting, might as well take up a new hobby. Obviously he turns to magic/slight of hand. After a few months of practicing, his arms are COVERED in chocolate. Bugs comes up and asks him, "Say doc, what's with all the chocolate?" To which Elmer replies, "You know what they say, a good magician ALWAYS has a few Twix up his sweeves."

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📅︎ Jun 30 2018
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Weigh stations

Every time I drive by a weigh station on a U.S. highway, the weigh station is closed and there are no trucks in sight.

Driving with my father and passing an empty weigh-station I asked him, "I wonder why I never see trucks getting weighed." He answered -- in an Elmer Fudd voice -- "Maybe because they're all ugwy."

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