Due to coronavirus the shops in France are like a bombsite

All that is left is de brie.

Credit: @SamFr on twitter.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak.

β€œControl fr...”

β€œNow you say, β€œControl freak who.””

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerryWidowMaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My Dad is currently riding his bicycle across America to raise awareness for Colon Cancer...

[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)

Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/travellingby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Bad knock-knock joke #2

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Control fr-

Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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My wife asked me to put syrup on the list.

http://imgur.com/frPfRRx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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My daughter is a huge fan of The Arctic Monkeys

But she wasn't such a fan of my joke.

(If they ever make a tour stop within 250 miles, I think I now owe her concert tickets...)

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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Check out my super bowl pics!

http://imgur.com/a/vxFrJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CandysaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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We were sitting in McDonald's when this song comes on...

Daughter and I were sitting in McDonald's and "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars comes on.

I said "This song is kind of weird."

She said "Why do you say that?"

I said "It sounds like it's from Mars."

She brightens, thinking she's got me: "It IS fr-- Oh why do I fall for it!?"

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