Two people went on a hike and came across some tracks. One argued they were foxes and the other said they were a deers
They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞
Did you know that adult foxes are assembled?
Need Fox Puns
I play World of Warcraft, and I name all my characters something punny. There's a new fox humanoid race coming out, but I just can't seem to come up with good pun names for them! Can I get a little help? :D
I asked my mechanic why he was dressed as a female fox.
He said he was just vixen my car.
BBC article about a fox and its friend
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
What do you call a 1 legged Fox?
What does the fox say?
Not a dam thing, it’s a fox
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
What's the difference between a fox and a dog ?
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch “Gaslight”
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
What do you get when David fights Robin hood?
What's the opposite to firefly?
If any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
How do you fox a broken pumpkin?
I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop.
I still can't be sure if it was him though.
He had his back to the Fuchsias.
A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. “Coffee” growls the wolf. “Water” says the fox...
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.
A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"
I don’t even like puns...
My friend said he saw a fox on the way to work this morning...
I said how do you know he was on his way to work...
Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."
"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied.
"Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
How do you convert a fox into an elephant?
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
My wife when I won't stop making animal puns.
Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
My girlfriend almost left me at the store because of this one.
Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!"
Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."
If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
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