Two people went on a hike and came across some tracks. One argued they were foxes and the other said they were a deers

They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eoghanr888
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Did you know that adult foxes are assembled?

They come from kits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidocTKirk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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Need Fox Puns

I play World of Warcraft, and I name all my characters something punny. There's a new fox humanoid race coming out, but I just can't seem to come up with good pun names for them! Can I get a little help? :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whollybeef
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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BBC article about a fox and its friend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.

I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What does the fox say?

Not a dam thing, it’s a fox

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angus-Mackenzie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do you call a 1 legged Fox?

Terry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancity1985
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Michael Che Fox.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?

Steven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Get married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What's the difference between a fox and a dog ?

About 8 tequilas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch β€œGaslight”

I told her β€œwe already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/giantyetifeet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.

They call it Bawk to the Future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone

He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maloners
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I'M BATMAN!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you get when David fights Robin hood?

A stone culled fox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porkeria21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What's the opposite to firefly?

Waterfall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ereyesc95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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For fox sake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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If any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully.

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.

I guess I'm just a faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop.

I still can't be sure if it was him though.

He had his back to the Fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Feeling foxy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinity_entropy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.

A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. β€œCoffee” growls the wolf. β€œWater” says the fox...

And β€œPop!” goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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My friend said he saw a fox on the way to work this morning...

I said how do you know he was on his way to work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swimtoodeep
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I don’t even like puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auxilor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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How do you convert a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewers86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."

"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr_Time
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard

With Avengers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Pure Bread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatless_kemosabe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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My wife when I won't stop making animal puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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A fox mated with a snake

It was fake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wingels
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?

He felt he got effed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LYKAF0XX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2013
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A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaelessin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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My girlfriend almost left me at the store because of this one.

Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!"

Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreamerkid001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur

Would that be faux paus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappattacka
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Three tomatoes walk down the street

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. So he goes back and squishes him and goes 'catch up'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashur305
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCACCC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walnuts223
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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