Where can you always find money in the forest?

The river bank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karaokechameleon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2022
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Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good.

He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celtictock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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What generation does forest gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudechickendude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2022
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Can anyone tell me the actors name who played Forest Gump?

T hanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree…

β€œYou can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, β€œI’m a talking tree!” The man responds, β€œYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tsir18
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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A lumberjack went into a magical forest to cut down a tree.

Right before he swung the axe the tree said "wait, you can't cut me down, I'm a magical talking tree"

The lumberjack smiled and said "and you will dialogue"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foggyhead93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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What was the satyr doing under a lamppost in the middle of a forest at night?

Narnia business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ollymckinley
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2022
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn’t understand why you cut it down,

do you think it’s stumped?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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If Forest Gump had email his password would be;

1Forest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Last_Yard1908
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2021
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Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped…

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.

It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs.

"Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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A lumberjack went in to a magical forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"

And the lumberjack grinned and said "And you will Dialogue." ( Not my joke came from https://m.facebook.com/bbqwithfatboy/photos/a.202049053272555/2530717313739039/?type=3&source=48)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomreddit94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2022
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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What’s a golfers favourite type of forest?

Taiga woods.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eldur07
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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I went in to the forest to cut down an annoying talking tree the other day. It yelled at me "you can't cut me down! I'm a talking tree! I'm one of a kind"

I can assure you... you will definitely dialog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rysefin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Why is the Black Forest the most dangerous place on earth?

.

Because it’s full of Baums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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How do crazy people get through the forest?

They take the psycho path!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathGuyTony
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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I asked a caveman "If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"

He replied "It wood"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DnDadJokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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What is Forest Gumps facebook password?

1forest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwoozyQ13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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If the Lion is the king of the jungle, which animal is the king of the forest?

The Mooseiah

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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An arsonist took the help of an Owl to burn down a forest

You can say the man was in cahoots with the owl

They both arson to be held in trial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oraefaibohp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2021
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When the way out of a haunted forest is guarded by very large and angry insects

It is wise to take the lesser of two weevils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2021
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What's a great natural place to visit on Halloween night?

Petrified Forest National Park, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2022
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The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"

"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"

"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.

"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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I saw a mathematician in the forest recently playing all the wood in a musical fashion

Must've been forming a logarhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Griffles101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it

that means my illegal logging business is a success.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrEvilsClone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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A dog is walking through the forest...

...and runs into his old friend , an owl. "It's been a long time, how's it going?" the dog inquires. "Great, life's a hoot," replies the owl, "how are you?" "For me, it's been ruff."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
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What is Forrest Gumps email password?

1forrest1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben_rob_meme
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2021
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How many beers do birds drink in the rain forest?

Toucans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDailyMoogle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2021
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There's an Amazon Forest but no Microsoft Forest - why is that?

It's been logged out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/World-Tight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Two mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night.

The first one says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here." The second one says, "You're scared!? I gotta walk out alone."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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Did you know the actor who plays Kirk in the new Star Trek movies longs to live in a forest of evergreen trees?

Chris Pine pines pines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ptshoink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2021
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I thought I saw a kangaroo in the forest the other day.

But dad reckons it was an hoptical illusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Why must we rake the forest?

Because nature abhors a vacuum...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GooderApe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2021
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"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."

"That's slander, man."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slashycent
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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After Frodo destroyed The One Ring, Saruman and the Ents of Fangorn Forest finally stopped fighting.

I heard they even signed a peace tree-t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmcnally1012
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2021
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A cow is standing out in a field on a miserable winter's day.

There is a fox in the forest on the edge of the field sheltered by the trees, and he starts to feel sorry for the cow as it must be so cold. So he scurries out quickly to the cow and says, "man, you must be so cold out here."

And the cow says, " Cold! I'm Fresian!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grizzlegrump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?

Yes! It’s a decrescendo!

(My grandpa pulled this one on me at random over Skype. Total facepalm)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicWinterWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2021
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Once, there was a lumberjack who wandered into a magical forest.

As he swung his axe at a tree, the tree said "don’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!" The lumberjack replied, "and you will dialogue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_beard2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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