A list of puns related to "Forestation"
The river bank
He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
Gen A
T hanks.
βYou canβt cut me down,β the tree exclaims, βIβm a talking tree!β The man responds, βYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.β
Right before he swung the axe the tree said "wait, you can't cut me down, I'm a magical talking tree"
The lumberjack smiled and said "and you will dialogue"
Narnia business
do you think itβs stumped?
1Forest1
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch.
It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
And the lumberjack grinned and said "And you will Dialogue." ( Not my joke came from https://m.facebook.com/bbqwithfatboy/photos/a.202049053272555/2530717313739039/?type=3&source=48)
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
Taiga woods.
I can assure you... you will definitely dialog
.
Because itβs full of Baums.
They take the psycho path!
He replied "It wood"
1forest1
The Mooseiah
You can say the man was in cahoots with the owl
They both arson to be held in trial
It is wise to take the lesser of two weevils
Petrified Forest National Park, of course.
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
Must've been forming a logarhythm
that means my illegal logging business is a success.
...and runs into his old friend , an owl. "It's been a long time, how's it going?" the dog inquires. "Great, life's a hoot," replies the owl, "how are you?" "For me, it's been ruff."
1forrest1
Toucans.
It's been logged out.
The first one says, "I gotta admit, I'm scared out here." The second one says, "You're scared!? I gotta walk out alone."
Chris Pine pines pines.
But dad reckons it was an hoptical illusion.
Because nature abhors a vacuum...
"That's slander, man."
I heard they even signed a peace tree-t.
There is a fox in the forest on the edge of the field sheltered by the trees, and he starts to feel sorry for the cow as it must be so cold. So he scurries out quickly to the cow and says, "man, you must be so cold out here."
And the cow says, " Cold! I'm Fresian!"
Yes! Itβs a decrescendo!
(My grandpa pulled this one on me at random over Skype. Total facepalm)
As he swung his axe at a tree, the tree said "donβt cut me down, Iβm a talking tree!" The lumberjack replied, "and you will dialogue."
Gen-A
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
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