Gravy.
There would be mass confusion
Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.
"you will roux the day!!!"
so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Now they all have Mousey Tongue.
Because everyone wanted contact-less delivery.
Copies.
Apparently I didn’t understand the gravity of the situation I was in
But I failed the vision test
I am especially attracted by gravity, it keeps me grounded.
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
It was a clean kill
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
Because it's on a Galaxy far, far away.
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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I guess it is just a force of Hobbit
It was unpresidented.
I said... you’ll be mist...
It damn nearly kilt him...
Bro-coli
He gave me knightmares.
It has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
Reese’s Pieces
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
Gotta be Low key
It really sucks
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
It’s time to make America grate again!
Because they’re above us.
Because they cantaloupe.
Courtesy of me sick and loopy at the grocery store.
The British were simply out-plaid
Obi wan: Okay Anakin, answer this. Imagine, I am on a planet, very far away from yours. And I was out of range of all forms of communication.
Anakin: Okay...and?
Obi wan: And there was an urgent message, that you had to send me. How would you send it, when no messaging service would get to me?
Anakin: Simple. I would send it with sand. It gets everywhere.
You could be due compensation. Contact the Pro-Claimers now!
Yoda Obi Wan for me.
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
There would be mass confusion
but if you remove it, you get gravy.
You still have Gravy
Gravy.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
Pete got sacked, but it was for the Best.
