It was a ball hogger.
If someone has a go from long range, the commentator will invariably say something like, "A good effort from distance" to which my dad will ALWAYS say, "I didn't even know Distance was playing today".
At the game today and my team are playing against Sheffield Wednesday and the fans are chanting "WEDNESDAY! WEDNESDAY!" and some bloke near me yells "It's Saturday!"
Dear oh dear.
Because they always call the flop.
It seems they have had Apache start to the season.
EDIT: Lack of context. UK here who knows nothing of 'handegg' (Sorry!) Replace 'football' with 'soccer'.
Watching a Football/Soccer game with England playing.
The camera pans to a close up of a girl wearing sunglasses with the England flag for lenses.
(England flag: http://imgur.com/mcK3A0v)
Dad: "She's a bit cross eyed. Such a shame."
I stare at him briefly for 2 seconds, then back at the screen.
Dad to his son: "Did you see that really expensive football? (soccer) Son to Dad "Yeah! It's the world cup ball!" Dad to Son "Well what are they going to play with at the world cup then?!"
He laughed for a long time. So did I.
