Fizzies Puns

A list of puns related to "Fizzies"

My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.

He was soda pressed.

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👤︎ u/Exit202
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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I feel bad for fizzy drink bottles

Their life is soda pressing.

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👤︎ u/THE-MASKED-SOLDIER
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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Which American state is famous for it's small fizzy drinks?

Mini soda

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👤︎ u/lunaticluna420
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why do people like fizzy drinks?

They're sodalicious.

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👤︎ u/Yergisgoingtodie
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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What’s the Earth’s favorite fizzy drink?

Tectonic water.

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👤︎ u/angstyslut
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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I used to daydream about measuring cans of fizzy orange...

But I was only Fanta sizing!!

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ May 10 2019
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I was daydreaming about swimming through an ocean of fizzy drink.

It was quite the fantasea

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👤︎ u/average_at_life
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Working on a film script about a fizzy drinks shortage in the French capital...

Last Tango in Paris!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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What cartoon character drinks way too much fizzy orange drink?

G u n k P o o F a n t a

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👤︎ u/rwp80
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop.” Goes the weasel.

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👤︎ u/No_Hard_Feelings_
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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What is a frogs favourite soda

Croak-a cola

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👤︎ u/amunethann
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call someone who studies ancient Egyptian plumbing?

A Pharaoh Faucet Major.

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👤︎ u/berryville_con
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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