I met this beautiful girl last night and we used a fig roll to get to a restaurant...

We went on a date.

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Jul 12 2016
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half-baked pastry puns

Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.

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👤︎ u/SumGai984
📅︎ Feb 20 2015
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