Female Prisoners Puns

A list of puns related to "Female Prisoners"

Why are female prisoners kept in separate prisons?

Because most prisoners are in cells.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masked_Death
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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How often to female prisoners get their period?

Only at the end of their sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What did the medieval prisoner say to the hot female torturer?

Nice Rack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/32BitOsserc
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2022
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Why do the ducks keep getting arrested?

They quack-heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jibjabjibby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2023
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What do you call a partner who snoops through your phone?

A peek a boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_royalshyness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2023
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Did you hear about the Kelsey Grammer hosted documentary about abuse in male and female prisons?

It’s titled β€œTossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FightPigs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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My dad's joke after a colonoscopy

So my dad being mid 50's with stomach issues had to get a colonoscopy. He goes under and as soon as he wakes up he says to this young female nurse, "I had a dream that I was in a prison movie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killerman927
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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