The speed of the fastest land animal was a lie all along
I just found out the fastest land animal in my area is a centipede.
It goes 100 feet per second.
The fastest land animals are also the worst at healthy relationships.
They're a bunch of Cheetahs.
Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich?
Actually, it's not but the fastest one is a cheetah
Scientists have discovered the fastest animal in the world
At 120 feet per second, it's a cow dropped from a helicopter.
Why doesn't anybody want to race the fastest animals on earth?
Because they're cheetahs.
Why are the fastest land animals on Earth so bad at relationships?
Because they are cheetahs
