My father and I were in the car traveling to a family outing.

On the way, after passing a graveyard, my dad asked,

“Did you know that’s a popular cemetery?”

“No, why?” I responded.

“People are just dying to get in there!” he replied.

After I groaned, he continued, in all seriousness,

“But really, did you know I can’t be buried there?”

“Why not, Dad?” I asked, surprised.

“Because I’m not dead yet!”

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👤︎ u/Famousspy
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Carpet

My dad and I are debating whether or not to take the family dog on an outing. She sheds a lot, and can be pretty rowdy. I said that since we don't have carpet in the car, we can take the dog. Dad stops, turns to me, and says "well then we'd have a...car pet."

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👤︎ u/Procello
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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