What does a person who fakes injuries like to drink?
I, fake a smile so he won't swim
How can you tell when a country isn't fake?
Women who fake being pregnant...
Are ovary acting to the situation.
I was working in our store when my son called me over and said, “Two guys came in and tried to give me some fake fifty dollar bills.” I asked. “What did they look like?” He replied...
I'm in big trouble, you guys. I bought a set of fake pushpins and put them by the bulletin board in the IRS break room.
Now I'm wanted for tacks fraud.
Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree.
The guy behind the counter said to my dad, "Are you going to put it up yourself?".
Dad replied, "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room."
whats a good way to get fake popular points?
What do you call a fake noodle?
Why didn’t the printer print the fake news?
Because he didn’t know the fax!
I bought a fake blacksmiths
I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.
It's called artificial scare-city
What are fake Androids called?
A group of leprechauns was recently busted for selling fake granite
Yeah, they were sham rocks.
If you pay for your kitchen remodel with fake bills...
You’re counterfeiting the counter fitter.
Why did the prospector get a fake id?
The bar doesn't serve minors.
I got a fake passport to move to Sydney
What do you call a fake poster
What do you call the space between fake tits?
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
I went to a christening where the priest was wearing glasses, a fake nose, fake moustache and a wig...
It was a blessing in disguise
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say it’s fake. You can say it’s just a placebo. You can say it’s a scam. BUT...
You can’t say it’s pointless
What did the Monk say when he saw Jesus’s face in fake butter
I CAN’T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUDDHA!
What do you call a fake turd?
Told the wife the hair product she bought was fake sh*t. She asked how I knew.
I told her it's literally in the name. Shampoo.
I had no idea my wife put a fake mustache on the squash
When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.
I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.
You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!
If you think about it, we all put fake excrement in our hair
A chord walked into a bar with a fake ID
Bartender said “Nice try, but you’re just A minor.”
Forget about "fake news"...
It should be called "infaux".
What do you call fake potatoes?
I told a joke about fake butter...
...it was marginally funny.
What do you call a fake friendship?
This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
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