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πŸ‘€︎ u/snrckrd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2022
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ultimate_Spider
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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My superpower, _________, far exceeds your abilities /r/AskOuija/comments/fylm…
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What happened to the sunbeam that exceeded the speed of light?

It was sent to prism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Today I stupidly walked out in front of a Mr. Kipling delivery van.

Luckily for me, it had exceedingly good brakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2022
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Lesser known knights of the Round Table include the knight who would talk Internet stuffs out loud:

Sir I

and some of the others:

- The knight who cooks steaks the best: Sir Loin

- The knight who is always confident: Sir Tain

- The knight who charges you extra on top of the original price every time: Sir Charge

- The knight who operates on other knights after every battle: Sir Geon

- The knight who didn't take many chances: Sir Cumspect

- The knight who has the loudest battle cry: Sir En

- The knight who was afraid to fight: Sir Render

- The unbelievable knight: Sir Real

- The knights were so large that they sat around the a table by themselves: Sir Round and Sir Cumference

- The undercover knight: Sir Vallence

- The knight who came to an untimely end: Sir Cease

- The knight who never got killed in battle: Sir Vivor

- The knight who always guessed right: Sir Miser

- The knight who exceeded expectations: Sir Past

- The knight who overcame obstacles: Sir Mount

- The knight who showed up unexpectedly: Sir Prise

- The knight who funded the castle's operations: Sir Tax

- The knight who kept the kingdom maps up to date: Sir Veyor

- The knight who drank too much: Sir Rhosis

- The knight who always called on as the first substitute: Sir Rogate

- The knight who is the most outstanding knight: Sir Perb

- The hardest knight of them all: Sir Amic

- The knight who was most at home in a 3-ring castle: Sir Cus

- The saddest knight: Sir Rowful

- The extra knights: Sir Perfluous and Sir Penumerary

- The dancing knight (who was a cousin to Sir Lancelot) : Sir Prance Alot

- The one who also known as the Knight of Scales, Fangs, and Coils: Sir Pent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneHourRetiring
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2021
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I ran through the airport to catch my plane. Security told me I had to slow down.

I exceeded terminal velocity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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The traffic cop issued the politician a ticket…

for exceeding his spiel limit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGMJersey123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2021
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My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times...

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BZW77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Our system of government is based on a system of checks and balances.

The key to making it work well is for people to not write checks that exceed their balances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiaor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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And lo, an angel appeared unto the prophet Isaiah, and said:

Angel: "Behold! I exceed ninety degrees!"

Isaiah: "Uh... what?"

And the angel gave no explanation and vanished.

Isaiah muttered: "What an obtuse angel."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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Call me...

My siblings and I call our dad "Papa", a moniker that was exceedingly embarrassing to me as a kid because we weren't like everyone else who used "Dad". We'd occasionally ask him if we could switch to "Dad" to be more normal. His reply? "Call me whatever you want, kids. Just don't call me late for dinner."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elaporte
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2013
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I got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times

I must have exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starfreak900
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2022
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Karaoke barred

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..

(from twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanatheapostate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times.

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sickspaq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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