My evil sister purposefully flushed my wallet and other valuables down the toilet.
I think I’m going to sewer.
What do you call an evil woman sibling?
if 666 is an evil number..
Then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil
What did Admiral Ackbar say when the Death Star was blown up, following an epic battle between good and evil, redemption of the super villain and the reappearance of a mystical sage?
What happened when the evil scientist added an electron to his apple?
His plan came to fruition
Why can’t evil corporations install windows?
Because they can’t have any transparency.
My son keeps asking me when I'll be finished with my evil clown costume.
What do you call a turkey’s evil twin?
How do you stop an evil contractor?
You put aluminum on all of his blueprints… because then you’ll have foiled all his plans
They say money is the root of all evil…
No villain is evil enough to stuff an explosive inside a male cow.
79% of people don’t know the opposite of these words:
1: Always 2: Coming 3: From 4: Take
5: Me 6: Down
edit: holy shit this got 1M views. regardless of their reaction i’m glad I can say I >!rick rolled!< 1 million people. that’s fuckin solid.
what crime did the tree commit
A man shows up to a gun fight with nothing more than a pencil and a piece of paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.
What did the evil chicken lay?
I put an evil wizard under the TV
Loving the Sauround sound
Why did Spider-Man's evil twin fail his driver's test?
He was a bad parallel Parker.
An essential pairing with social distancing
What do you call an evil probiotic worshipping religion?
Doctor: I will be delivering the baby
Dad: I'd prefer the baby with a liver
The servant killed the evil master.
The wife and I named all our kids after Star Wars characters. Our daughter Leia loves it but our son chewbacca doesn’t.
I’ll admit we made a wookiee mistake…
Anyone know the real identity of Spiderman’s evil twin?
My guess is Peter Darker.
My job in Zimbabwe is applying a spray to soften the leather straps attached to a horses bit
I mist the reins down in Africa
I was drinking pure vodka in a bar when all the lights turned off so i told a joke to ease the tension...
but nobody laughed, it was a shot in the dark.
What do you call an evil genius with sugar regulation issues?
What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill?
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium
my mother and my father both switched genders before they were turned into glass by an evil wizard
At least they were transparent about it
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve
It was an Apple with tiny memory -- just one byte and everything crashed.
How does an evil cow laugh ?
The prosecution brought Smokey to the stand.
He would bear witness to the Bandit's evil doings.
Why is North Korea so evil?
Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.
What is an evil cow's ultimate goal?
Where did the Wicked Witch grow her evil soldiers?
If 666 represents the evil,
Then 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil.
if 666 is all evil
Then 25.806975801 is the root of all evil
If 666 is all evil....
Is 25.8069758011 the root of all evil?
If 666 is all evil, what’s the root of evil?
Why did spiderman's evil twin fail is diver's test
Because he was a bad parallel parker
Why did Spider-Man’s evil twin fail his driving test?
We was a bad parallel Parker.
If 666 is all evil
Then 25.8069768 is the root of all evil
What did the evil chicken lay?
What did the evil chicken lay?
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