Every morning I announce loudly to my family I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes
Guess you could call it pop culture
Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...
It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
At every family wedding my Aunt keeps on asking , " Are you next , are you next ? ""
So now at every family funeral I ask , " Are you next , are you next ? "
Every year around this time, my family and I go out to the woods to pick out and cut down our own menorah.
I played monopoly with my family last night and managed to capture every railroad
Everybody thought the game was a real trainwreck
Every thanksgiving when my family is watching football my dad waits until the quarterback is sacked and says the following....
“That’s what you call a look-out block, you turn around and say LOOK OUT”
Every time I put my car on reverse, I look at my family and say
Ahhhh. This takes me back.
My wife and her family are always late for every appointment.
I heard her ancestors got to the US in the Juneflower.
Fell for it every family car trip...
Me: Dad where are we?
Dad: In the car.
I can't wait until we're all gathered around the table and as we're about to eat, I'll ask my family as I do each and every year, "What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?"
And as the groans begin, I'll screech, "The letter G!"
Every time I grill I get raked over the coals by my family. Apparently brat jokes are the wurst.
EVERY time on family trips
Kids: "Where are we going?"
Dad: "Crazy, wanna come?"
Every time we have a family dinner my grandfather says a prayer.
The salad looks delicious. I can't wait, lettuce eat.
I do this every time I'm on a road trip with my family
As I pass a truck carrying horse food, I point to it and yell "HAY"
My whole family, slightly startled, looks around, at what I'm so excited about, then realize, and in unison roll their eyes and groan
Every damn time my dad comes over to work on my family's cars.
His hands all dirty with oil and other car parts gunk.
Me: "Dad want something to eat?"
Dad: "Sure why not"
I serve him and before he grabs a bite.
Dad: "Wait, did you wash your hands? I hope you did before you served me"
Then he goes on for a good 5-10 minutes about all the possibilities that I could have tainted his food with dirty hands and not showering before he gets up to wash his hands and eat.
My technology-savvy Grandpa every holiday, birthday, and family get-together after my technology-challenged Grandma uses her digital camera...
"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"
Every time I go to the airport with my family, I am filled with fear over how my dad will respond to this sign
My dad after every family holiday dinner
What a great way to ruin my appetite!
Every time we have a family gathering my dad says this...
Dinner time and artichokes are on the table....
Me: what are these things
Dad: artichokes
Me:why are they called artichokes?
Dad:well they may choke ardy but they ain't choke me!
It's a family tradition to watch Jingle All The Way every year....
Me: "Is Phil Hartman the one who was killed by his wife?"
Mom: "Yup."
Dad: "Shot him right in the heart, man."
Mom (genuinely): "Did she really?"
my sister, dad, and I just started cracking up.
Every single time we play a game as a family...
Grandpa: "What should we play?"
Kids: "I don't know."
Grandpa: "I don't think we have that game..."
Literally says this one EVERY time a new friend comes out on our family boat...
Now remember to be careful and wear a life jacket because you know the only kind of wood that doesn't float?
Natalie Wood!
Then laughs maniacally while the friend just stares blankly.
Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I'm going jogging, but then don't go.
Every morning I announce to my family that I'm going jogging, but then I don't go.
Because of the covid-19 lockdowns, every morning for the past year, I announce proudly to my family that I’m going for a jog… and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
Every morning I announce loudly to my family that I’m going jogging, but then don’t go.
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of this year.
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
Every morning at breakfast, I tell my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
Every morning for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke this year.
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