Family for Every Child Puns

A list of puns related to "Family for Every Child"

I wish every time someone made a wish to TheMonkeysPaw for their own personal gain $1,000 was donated to charity for a good cause, a child was adopted to a good family and we were 1 week closer to finding a cure for cancer.

What could go wrong?

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👤︎ u/RocketRetro
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Okay, but like... does every Marleyan family have a dog trained for child-mauling? Is this the same f-ing family? Is Isayama just afraid of dogs?
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👤︎ u/ChamomileForComfort
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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WYR live in space with only your partner for the rest of your life (can have as many or little children as you want), or live on top of a mountain with your partner and you can have friends/family come visit you (you can’t leave the mountain) but you have to have a child every single year
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👤︎ u/orangesrfordrinking6
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Taimur Khan Jhagra: For over 70 years, no political government took the step to mainstream the tribal districts. Today, they are the first region of Pakistan where every family has access to universal healthcare. This includes access to child birth services. twitter.com/Jhagra/status…
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👤︎ u/OyChaudhary
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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there’s always that one child in every family…
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👤︎ u/MissGinnyW
📅︎ Jun 07 2021
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Families in western societies with more than 3 kids should be taxed higher for every additional child they make/have.

If 2.2 children is the steady replenish rate for a population, why have a 4th or more kid polluting the world and using resources at the cost of that population?!

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👤︎ u/WikusOnFire
📅︎ Nov 27 2019
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[WP] A mysterious, wealthy family that has hardly left their large estate in years all perishes in a fire that burns their enormous house to the ground. every family member’s body is accounted for. The only survivor is the youngest child: an infant who doesn’t have a scratch on her.
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👤︎ u/asburysouthpaw
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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"I am also proud to be the first President to include in my budget a plan for nationwide paid family leave—so that every new parent has the chance to bond with their newborn child." —President @realDonaldTrump twitter.com/WhiteHouse/st…
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👤︎ u/News_Release_Bot
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Every household must raise a young emu named Steve to adulthood, and starts when a couple gets married. If they fail to do so their entire family must be executed and their remains fed to emus. Also it is legal for a child to be named Steve, but they must spend their lives working at the Emu farms.
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👤︎ u/shoot_at_the_moon
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Mobile devices have the potential to provide family support for literacy in low-resource areas where local schools struggle to reach every child, according to a study in the Ivory Coast dl.acm.org/citation.cfm?i…
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👤︎ u/asbruckman
📅︎ May 05 2019
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Bernie: As a child, U.S. Congressman Jimmy Gomez grew up without health insurance. Today he is calling for Medicare for All to guarantee health care to every person, so that no one has to go through what his family did. [with video] twitter.com/SenSanders/st…
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👤︎ u/cmplxgal
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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I found an old family photo. I didn't realize my dad, uncle, and twin aunts were the inspirations for every horror film monster-child.
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👤︎ u/shaka_sulu
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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Being spunky and fiercely independent for the first few years, we never expected him to take on the roll of nanny—but he watches over and sleeps nearby every child in our family. Certified good boi.
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👤︎ u/NockDrawLoose
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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Bernie Sanders: As a child, @RepJimmyGomez grew up without health insurance. Today he is calling for Medicare for All to guarantee health care to every person, so that no one has to go through what his family did. twitter.com/SenSanders/st…
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👤︎ u/KrisCraig
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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[WP] Instead of one grim reaper for everyone, one person in each family is a grim reaper. The cloak and scythe are passed every generation to the first-born on their 18th birthday. In a couple short days, you, an only child, will be 18.
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👤︎ u/picachu2347
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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"Families never receive a bill from St. Jude for anything, because all they should worry about is helping their child live". This could be every hospital in the country if it weren't for the GOP.

This selling point wouldn't be effective in other developed countries. I think it's time we make it ineffective here.

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👤︎ u/The_Bill_Brasky_
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why are US tuition solutions focused on family income when not all families pay for their child's college?

Many 18 year olds are left to their own by their parents to pay for their education. Why are new solutions to high college tuition becoming income based rather than universal?

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👤︎ u/burntpotatocake
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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If every single person who logged onto Reddit today went over to r/santaslittlehelpers and bought just one gift for one child, all the families posting for help there would have a fantastic Christmas!
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👤︎ u/TheChristmasSpirit
📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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Coming from a poor family, having quality cookware and dishes to pass down to my child has become more important with every meal.

I look around my kitchen and it's filled with cheap pots and pans from Wal - Mart and the 99¢ Only Store. Just enough pots and pans to get me through a meal, just enough money spent so I can have something to cook in. Nothing with a story, nothing wrapped in tradition. My mom didn't have any good cookware that was left down to us. It makes me sad. Good cookware was a luxury in family, one we couldn't afford.

I'm going to start a new tradition: I'm going to invest in good cookware and dishes. I'll make good memories with them for my lil monster and when I'm gone she can have them and the memories every time she cooks.

I like when you guys share stories behind the recipes, dishes and cookware you talk about, it makes me warm and happy. So please share a story with me if you don't mind.

Edit: You guys are amazing. This resonated with so many people and you guys shared so many beautiful stories and gave some amazing tips.

I will start making memories with the cookware and dishes I have now. I'm still looking forward to getting some of the good stuff but I will be content for now. Maybe I'll make going thrifting a new thing for the baby and I. Try to find a good piece and make a special recipe in together. Thanks again, you guys are amazing!

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👤︎ u/icecream16
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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'Every child deserves a family' says couple who care for dying foster kids cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/n…
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👤︎ u/tjgere
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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"I am also proud to be the first President to include in my budget a plan for nationwide paid family leave—so that every new parent has the chance to bond with their newborn child." —President @realDonaldTrump twitter.com/WhiteHouse/st…
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👤︎ u/daw-nee-yale
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Owl Sibling Rivalry - For every two-child family, there's usually a quiet one and a... less quiet one.
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👤︎ u/emgarf
📅︎ Jun 04 2018
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Finland's prime minister said Nordic countries do a better job of embodying the American Dream than the US: "I feel that the American Dream can be achieved best in the Nordic countries, where every child no matter their background or the background of their families can become anything." businessinsider.com/sanna…
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👤︎ u/GigiVadim
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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Every time I see an ad that says "a family-owned company for 3 generations" I instantly think any child born into that family will have zero agency in their career choice
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👤︎ u/-DJSalinger
📅︎ Jul 03 2017
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As sad as it is that Halston’s the forgotten child, at least she’s ready for school *early* because her poor excuses for parents didn’t baby her the way they did the twins. Halston is the real star of their family.
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👤︎ u/santorini012
📅︎ Sep 02 2021
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Daily routine: Wake up, check PM, check Evergrande, read top posts from here, txt a couple top posts to family/friends, look for tweet screenshots to like/retweet, and 1 push-up for every FUD article I find.
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👤︎ u/AroundMyCity
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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[WP] A child shows up to school every day with bruises and says that he is very clumsy. Worried, their teacher calls CPS, who inspect the house to find everything padded and two happily married parents covered in bruises, explaining that it runs in the family.

EDIT: I meant it as being clumsy or accident prone runs in the family, but I love the hemophilia ideas.

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👤︎ u/wintersass
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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Not every family needs a child, but every child needs a family.

This thought popped in my head after watching Dog Whisper drinking White Claw and smoking grass.

I have spoken.

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👤︎ u/kittykatband
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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"The Canadian government just ordered 293 million doses of covid vaccine for a population of 38 million people. That’s enough clot shot to vaccinate every man, woman and child SEVEN TIMES OVER in the years ahead!"

ENDLESS SHOTS: Canada Just Ordered 7 Doses of Covid Vaccines for Every Man, Woman and Child (humansarefree.com)

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👤︎ u/LumpyGravy21
📅︎ Aug 28 2021
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Opinion | Manchin’s work requirement for child benefits would throw grandparent-led families under the bus washingtonpost.com/opinio…
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👤︎ u/washingtonpost
📅︎ Oct 19 2021
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Advice for a family going from one child to two?

We have a 3 year old boy and are due with another one in February. Our original plan was only one child… but surprise haha. We are a bit nervous about the transition. We would love any advice or book recommendations to help us all survive lol

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👤︎ u/ZobbyRN
📅︎ Oct 30 2021
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[SOTC] Every family has a wild child
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👤︎ u/dtp3347
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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