It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...
Everybody thought the game was a real trainwreck
“That’s what you call a look-out block, you turn around and say LOOK OUT”
Ahhhh. This takes me back.
And as the groans begin, I'll screech, "The letter G!"
I heard her ancestors got to the US in the Juneflower.
Me: Dad where are we?
Dad: In the car.
Kids: "Where are we going?"
Dad: "Crazy, wanna come?"
The salad looks delicious. I can't wait, lettuce eat.
As I pass a truck carrying horse food, I point to it and yell "HAY"
My whole family, slightly startled, looks around, at what I'm so excited about, then realize, and in unison roll their eyes and groan
His hands all dirty with oil and other car parts gunk. Me: "Dad want something to eat?" Dad: "Sure why not" I serve him and before he grabs a bite. Dad: "Wait, did you wash your hands? I hope you did before you served me"
Then he goes on for a good 5-10 minutes about all the possibilities that I could have tainted his food with dirty hands and not showering before he gets up to wash his hands and eat.
"You're going to use up all the film taking so many pictures!"
What a great way to ruin my appetite!
Dinner time and artichokes are on the table.... Me: what are these things Dad: artichokes Me:why are they called artichokes? Dad:well they may choke ardy but they ain't choke me!
Me: "Is Phil Hartman the one who was killed by his wife?"
Mom: "Yup."
Dad: "Shot him right in the heart, man."
Mom (genuinely): "Did she really?"
my sister, dad, and I just started cracking up.
Grandpa: "What should we play?"
Kids: "I don't know."
Grandpa: "I don't think we have that game..."
Now remember to be careful and wear a life jacket because you know the only kind of wood that doesn't float?
Then laughs maniacally while the friend just stares blankly.
It’s a running joke.
It’s my longest running joke of this year.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
It’s my longest running joke of the year.
It's my longest running joke this year.
