Do you know the leading cause of homelessness among Eskimos?
My fellow eskimos threw me a house warming party when I moved into my igloo
How do Eskimos fix things?
How do Eskimos have kids??
They rub their noses together and a little snot comes out.
Did you know Eskimos will do anything?
You name it they're Inuit
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
How do Eskimos enter an Igloo?
Warning: Do not buy tickets for the Eskimo lottery - they will sell you the ticket but they only pay out to native Eskimos.
You've got to be Inuit to win it
What do Eskimos get when they sit on the ice too long?
What's an Eskimo's favorite color?
Inuits hate being called Eskimos.
Why don't eskimos get married?
Because they always get cold feet
What do you call the Eskimos’ signature wrestling move?
Do you know why eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it's too cold out tide (outside)
I told my wife we should pack it up and start over as eskimos
What do Eskimos eat when they vacation in Mexico?
How do eskimos stick together?
The real name by which eskimos name themselfs?
I forgot but I swear Inuit earlier.
Since we're on the subject of Eskimos... My dad's favorite pun: What's an Eskimo's favorite food?
Tosti-tos!
He thought this was absolutely hilarious. I got a good "har-har" out of it... and promptly repeated the joke to someone else. A bad pun makes you groan; a good pun makes you groan and then tell someone else the joke.
I can sell ice to eskimos.
What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?
What is the carpet of choice for Eskimos?
What do you call it when two Eskimos sit on an igloo too long?
Where do muslim Eskimos live?
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft...
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What do Eskimos get when sitting on the ice for too long?
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
You know why Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold OUT Tide.
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
Because it’s too cold out tide
Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
It's too cold to wash them out-tide.
What's the eskimo's favorite food?
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?
Because it's too cold outside...
Thanks to friend at the bar.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What do Eskimos get from sitting in the snow too long?
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