A list of puns related to "Eoin"
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17 matches, 16 innings, 133 runs @ 11.08 AVG, 95.68 SR
2(3)
7(7)
29(23)
7(7)
0(0)
47(40)*
0(2)
DNB
7(8)
8(14)
0(2)
2(2)
2(2)*
13(11)*
5(7)*
0(3)
4(8)
Worries for England in the World Cup, or will he turn it around?
Edit: formatting
Some people know what it's like,
to be called a cunt in front of their children
to be short for the rent
to be short for the light
to be short for school books
to wait in Community Welfare waiting-rooms full of smoke
to wait two years to have a tooth looked at
to wait another two years to have a tooth out (the same tooth)
to be half strangled by your varicose veins, but you're
198th on the list
to talk into a banana on a jobsearch scheme
to talk into a banana in a jobsearch dream
to be out of work
to be out of money
to be out of fashion
to be out of friends
to be in for the Vincent de Paul man
to be in space for the milk man
(sorry, mammy isn't in today she's gone to Mars for the weekend)
to be in Puerto Rico this week for the blanket man
to be in Puerto Rico next week for the blanket man
to be dead for the coal man
(sorry, mammy passed away in her sleep, overdose of coal
Β in the teapot)
to be in hospital unconscious for the rent man
(St Judes ward 4th floor)
to be second-hand
to be second-class
to be no class
to be looked down on
to be walked on
to be pissed on
to be shat on
and other people don't.
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