My son has chosen the Pillsbury Doughboy to emulate...
I'm proud he chose a good roll model.
What animal procrastinates by playing video games?
An emulator
What do you call a cow that works out?
Beefy
- my 15 year old daughter trying to emulate my sense of humor.
Anything you do on a Dolphin is never an accident.
It's on porpoise.
An archaeologist was examining an ancient looking post in a field...
Carved on to the post was some roman-looking words:
TOTI
EMUL
ESTO
After two hours of analysing the words, he was approached by the farmer that owned the field. "What are you looking at chap?" Said the farmer.
"I'm trying to figure out the meaning of the writing on this post... it looks Roman! This could be a great find!" The archaeologist replied.
"Let me take a look" says the farmer as he analyses the carving.
"It says "To tie mules to" you silly twat".
Credit to Stephen Fry on No Such Thing As A Fish podcast
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