23 Hilarious Eins Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Vas Hin Mach Ein

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👤︎ u/ShadowBean21

📅︎ Oct 06 2020

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Ich hab nur ein halbes Stück Hefe genommen anstatt eines ganzen Stücks.

Vielleicht hätte ich früher anfangen sollen, aber es wird schon gehen.

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👤︎ u/catfishandtb

📅︎ May 01 2020

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Them: play Einaudi for me! Me: <HONK HONK>... I have played.... Ein Audi...

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👤︎ u/LargeCardinal

📅︎ Jul 16 2019

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Kinder Person Award goes to...

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👤︎ u/_nikhil_anil_

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:

One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski

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👤︎ u/Ice-_-Bear

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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Eine kleine wortspiel

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👤︎ u/techno_chef

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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Moss Cow

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👤︎ u/serialchiller__

📅︎ Apr 03 2019

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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

Fünf.

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👤︎ u/Tru-Queer

📅︎ Jan 28 2020

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That's a foot and...

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👤︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe

📅︎ Jul 24 2017

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So excited

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👤︎ u/Bongnazi

📅︎ Feb 25 2018

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What do you call a girl that sets fires to loan papers?

Bernadette

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👤︎ u/TannedCroissant

📅︎ Nov 17 2018

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I'm affraid of german numbers.

"Eins" is okay, "Zwei" is acceptable, but after "Drei" comes the fear

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👤︎ u/SgtAutismo

📅︎ Dec 07 2019

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What was the name of Einstein's little brother?

Zweistein!

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👤︎ u/acnine

📅︎ Aug 24 2017

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Of all the dad jokes I know, here are my favourite ones:

Uno, Eins, Un.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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How does Einstein order a beer in Germany?

Ein Stein bitte.

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👤︎ u/coolez-nunez

📅︎ Nov 24 2018

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Why do physicists prefer German bars?

...because they love ein stein.

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👤︎ u/stage_directions

📅︎ Nov 18 2018

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Here's one in german.

eins

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👤︎ u/Nemirou

📅︎ Feb 23 2017

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This one (translated from German) will have you groaning!

Eins -> one

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👤︎ u/I_Fart_Liquids

📅︎ May 02 2017

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So English Speaking Dad's make lame puns... Examples of German Dad Jokes please,

I have read that puns are not a feature of German humour...

So are German Dad's humourless? I doubt it.

Some examples of German (or any other non-English) Dad jokes please!

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👤︎ u/Cyberplasm

📅︎ Aug 12 2013

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There's a new menu item at the German place around the corner.

Eins fries that you really should drei.

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👤︎ u/AwwwSnack

📅︎ Oct 27 2017

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My girlfriend says she might be pansexual...

Here is a screenshot. Me and my girlfriend were texting each other:

Her: One day I do want to try having sex with a girl just to see what it's like, but I think I'm just really open minded about it. Or I'm pansexual which my dad thinks I am.

Me: -I send her a picture of a frying pan- So does this turn you on? I knew you liked cooking, but I didn't know they had a word for it.

Her: I'm gonna kill you -_-

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👤︎ u/J52

📅︎ Oct 18 2015

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What is the smartest amount of beer you can drink?

Ein Stein!

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👤︎ u/Onoj88

📅︎ Jul 05 2015

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This one's in Spanish...

Eins!
Dammit... wrong one.

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👤︎ u/MeatsackKY

📅︎ Feb 28 2017

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