Dad on road trip lunch

Driving through Illinois, everybody is hungry.

Mom to little brother: "Nick, we're almost to Effingham." Dad: "I don't want no f-ing ham."

Makes me optimistic that this talent will manage to be passed on to me some day.

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📅︎ Jul 07 2014
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My 7 year old's 1st joke with the f word...

Jake: Effingham is a funny name for a street.

Me: You know, I've kinda always thought that too.

Jake: Yeah, it's like the worst kind of pig there is.

Me: That's f-ing halarious.

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