Edmund Pevensie Puns

I hate how much hate Edmund gets. I mean yeah in the LWW he did some pretty bad stuff BUT he has changed and people are to stupid to see that. Edmund is my favorite character out of the whole series because of his character development. He was a good kid at first but then his parents sent him to boarding school and it changed him. Like when has boarding school every been good for anyone? I'm not 100% sure what exactly happened at boarding school but I'm amusing he was picked on. Then after that he felt weak and powerless. I get that, I am not a very strong person myself, physically and emotionally. That is why he was always picking on Lucy. He had someone he could overpower. And, him being a middle child, he was always compared to his older siblings. I don't understand what that's like but from what I imagine its probably really frustrating.

After he was saved from the white witch you could tell he was sorry and would do anything to take it all back. He was constantly filled with regret and guilt. I can't even imagine what he was feeling when he stood up in front of his siblings after that. He's been so hurt by his mistake it's absolutely heart-breaking.

In PC I can't stop thinking about him and what he must be going through. Them all being in Aslan's How and seeing the Stone Table must be super harsh on him. He was suppose to die on that, HIS blood should have been shed there. But Aslan took his place, not knowing if he would come back or not. Having that constant reminder of what he did.

In the VODT when Eustace was apologizing and Edmund said "you were just an ass, I was a traitor" I lost it. He still thinks of those days when so many innocents died for him. He is still hurt but he doesn't let that take over him.

All the others forgave him but still after all this time he still hasn't forgiven himself. And that is the thing that inspires me the most. He is able to take all that grief and pull himself together and live his life and a HAPPY one too. He has shown me that if I do something wrong sitting around and crying about it isn't going to do anything I need to get myself up and do what is right, to fix the damage that has been done. And now to this day I stand with more power and pride and less fear and sadness.

I don't understand how anyone could hate him or not think of him as one of the greatest characters ever. He has truly changed and also changed me in such a positive way .

-Edmund had his armor from the second Battle of Beruna, a Narnian sword and Narnian shield from the first battle of Beruna.

-Robb has his normal armor, a sword and stark shield.

-Bard has his armor from the Battle of the Five Armies, a sword and a bow with 5 arrows.

-Movie/show versions

R1: All 3 are fighting on the deck of the Dawn Treader, all 3 think the other is an enemy, who wins?

R2: All 3 are on the field in front Erebor, they are being faced with waves of orcs, The Lannister army, and Telmarines. Who lives the longest?

R3: Edmund is leading the army from the first Battle of Bruna, Robb is leading his army of Northmen, Bard is leading the army of Men from Dale. The fight takes place at the trident. Who wins?

Bonus: All 3 team up and have to fight Jadis the White Witch, Azog, and Jamie Lannister. Who’s wins? (No armies, just 3 on 3)

What do people think their houses should be? Usually I see most people doing:

Peter=Griffindor

Susan=Ravenclaw

Edmund=Slytherin

Lucy=Hufflepuf

but I disagree with these. They all have qualities that could put them in multiple houses. Personally I would sort them as (if they all had to be in separate houses) :

Peter=Hufflepuf

Susan=Slytherin

Edmund=Ravenclaw (slytherin)

Lucy=Griffindor

Any thoughts?

My First Fictional crush was that mean boy from the Chronicles of Narnia , his character name was Edmund Pevensie n the actor's real name is Skandar Keynes

And My First Real life Crush was/is a Nun in my school , she teachs us maths (I went to a catholic highschool) n I have crush on her for like 4 years now n I still have crush on her ,she is like 31 yearold n Hot af

Tom Riddle is a difficult character to ship. For those of us who want to see pairings beyond the Big Two (Tomarry and Tomione), canonical options peter out relatively quickly. Sure, we can invent our own pairings by fleshing out side characters, but sometimes, the itch is best scratched by borrowing from another canon.

And it makes sense for Tom more than nearly anyone else in HP. Tom was born into an era that is the subject of so much literature, so it’s easy to find another person kicking around postwar Europe if that’s your goal. He’s an archetypal character, the villain seeking immortality, and can be matched against other villains with the same aims. Hell, even his quest to recover lost artifacts turns into the basis for two of these works—Tom Riddle has the perfect combination of a recognizable context and character model, plus the ambiguity of his canon timeline, to slot him alongside so many other fictional figures.

I want to pause on some of these themes for a second. Immortality or relationship to age, for one, is something that comes up in three of these pairings: the Darkling and Koschei the Deathless are both immortal characters in their own canons, and Edmund Pevensie is not immortal but has aged and de-aged repeatedly in his travels to and from Narnia. The HP series doesn’t give us nearly this wealth of different perspectives on age and immortality, which is fair—HP makes it clear that immortality is unnatural and undesirable, and Flamel is notably a ‘good person’ because of his willingness to accept his own death—but for a character as obsessed with the idea as Tom, some emotions can only be explored when you match him with another character who has a complicated relationship to aging. Even someone like Indiana Jones, not immortal and not trying to be, has an interesting perspective to bring to a story because he has seen so many other quests for power gone terribly awry.

Of course, the other thing we get from crossover pairings is the ability to match Tom with a villainous character. And whether you’re a fan of conflict at the start of a relationship or not, I think there’s something to be found in putting two villains together: moral arguments, when they exist, are rarely about whether death is necessary but about what kinds of death are best used when; the entire concept of either a redemption arc or a breaking bad arc can be thrown out a window. It’s a space wherein our two villains are allowed to be themselves, and the reveal o

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Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie are four siblings sent to live in the country with the eccentric Professor Kirke during World War II. The children explore the house on a rainy day and Lucy, the youngest, finds an enormous wardrobe. Lucy steps inside and finds herself in a strange, snowy wood. Lucy encounters the Faun Tumnus, who is surprised to meet a human girl. Tumnus tells Lucy that she has entered Narnia, a different world. Tumnus invites Lucy to tea, and she accepts. Lucy and Tumnus have a wonderful tea, but the faun bursts into tears and confesses that he is a servant of the evil White Witch. The Witch has enchanted Narnia so that it is always winter and never Christmas. Tumnus explains that he has been enlisted to capture human beings. Lucy implores Tumnus to release her, and he agrees.

Lucy exits Narnia and eagerly tells her siblings about her adventure in the wardrobe. They do not believe her, however. Lucy's siblings insist that Lucy was only gone for seconds and not for hours as she claims. When the Pevensie children look in the back of the wardrobe they see that it is an ordinary piece of furniture. Edmund teases Lucy mercilessly about her imaginary country until one day when he sees her vanishing into the wardrobe. Edmund follows Lucy and finds himself in Narnia as well. He does not see Lucy, and instead meets the White Witch that Tumnus told Lucy about. The Witch Witch introduces herself to Edmund as the Queen of Narnia. The Witch feeds Edmund enchanted Turkish Delight, which gives Edmund an insatiable desire for the dessert. The Witch uses Edmund's greed and gluttony to convince Edmund to bring back his siblings to meet her.

On the way back to the lamppost, the border between Narnia and our world, Edmund meets Lucy. Lucy tells Edmund about the White Witch. Edmund denies any connection between the Witch and the Queen. All Edmund can think about is his desire for the Turkish Delight. Lucy and Edmund return to Peter and Susan, back in their own world. Lucy relies on Edmund to support her story about Narnia, but Edmund spitefully tells Peter and Susan that it is a silly story. Peter and Susan are worried that Lucy is insane so they talk to Professor Kirke. The Professor shocks Peter and Susan by arguing that Lucy is telling the

Activists and Lewis detractors like to point to the part in the Last Battle where Susan is mentioned to be interested in lipstick, nylons and invitations, with some even claiming she was thus bound for hell. Lol, what books were you people reading? I know what us people were reading, so allow me, the craziest person of all Archenland to explain why Susan's not returning to Aslan's country in the Last Battle is not problematic, and why it's actually foreshadowed throughout the series and in Susan's own character.

We see throughout the series that Susan views her siblings as somewhat like her children and fancies herself a mum type figure. She even tries to talk like a grownup towards Lucy and Edmund all the time.

We see this in Prince Caspian, where Susan is the longest holdout when Lucy sees Aslan, even when Peter seams to be a bit on board later on. yes peter doubted Lucy, but not for as long as Susan did.

After Prince Caspian, she always talks about Narnia as a silly childhood game that they played when they were children, even despite the older brother Peter still believing in Narnia and the much older Professor Kirk and Lady Polly retaining their beliefs in Narnia.

Polly herself makes a perfect statement explaining Susan's attitude. (paraphrasing from the Focus on the Family version, which is my exposure to the series): "She spent all her life trying to reach a certain age and will spend the rest of her life trying to stay that age."

What Polly is saying is that Susan her whole life wanted to be a young good looking adult (presumably about 20 years old), and for the rest of her life she wants to be in her early 20's. In an effort to do this, she lost her imagination and her ability to believe in things that weren't always right in front of her. I actually do not believe at all that Aslan telling her and Peter they couldn't return had anything to do with why she didn't return to Aslan's country after LB, but rather she may have unconsciously used that statement as justification for her treating Narnia as a game of pretend.

As a result, Susan stayed on Earth and presumably lived a full life. What became of her is unknown as Lewis died before he could write the story he intended to about Susan's journey post PC. We know though that she didn't go to hell (which would be Tash's country) even if you believed Narnia as a Christian story outside of allegory (I won't get into that here as that's neither here nor there for this post).

So to su

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

They were cooked in Greece.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.