Easy Cheese Puns

We should definitely make America grate again.

Me: "Lol, in University I make a ham and cheese sandwich for like every meal"

Mom: "Don't you wanna eat something more healthy?"

Me: "No mom, it's so good and so easy to make"

Mom: "But also so unhealthy to eat it all the time"

Dad: "Hah, so why don't you just make a cheese and ham sandwich instead of a ham and cheese sandwich? Must be way healthier! HAHAHAHA lmfao...."

-silence-

Today at lunch with my fiancee, she noticed I was having trouble with my calzone.

Fiance: "Your calzone is falling apart. There's cheese everywhere."

Me: "It isn't easy being cheesy."

Fiance: Groans