What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.

All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordIggy88
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My kids are asking for a ping pong table for Christmas this year, but I told them that isn’t an easy decision.

A lot of bouncing back and forth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwano
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Operating a solar farm is probably easy

After all, it's a light crop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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There’s a saying in math that goes, β€œIt’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”

I though it was an odd expression

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schutwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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One of my talents is finding it easy to fasten the strap that holds the saddle to a horse...

It's a cinch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I asked my friend if he would rather be hit in the genitals really hard, driven over a cliff and smacked in the face by a lesbian OR watch his favourite late night host. β€œThat’s easy”, he replied...

Dick Van Dyke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Opening a bottle of wine is easy

But it’s also easy to screw it up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJNotMyRealName
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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A easy way to figure it out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kluferfmernder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Making puns is so easy, it's really a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeeist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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My first attempt at writing a dad joke. Please take it easy on me.

A dad joke.

How did I do?

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πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Why is a leopard easy to see?

because he is always spotted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why is it so easy for a boy scout to get married?

Because they know fifty ways to tie the knot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyatt850
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Martin was depressed because he could never get girls. Then Martin became a director. Now Martin scores easy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superbat898
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I’m easy going, my wife says I’m handsome. She’s a control freak but I tell her she is beautiful. We are different but we compliment each other.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimple007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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How to stop procrastination in a few Easy steps

I'll add them later so save this if you want

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πŸ‘€︎ u/termsofuse1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My husband made told a friend that β€œwe” had a baby. I told him β€œWhat do you mean β€˜we’? You only did the easy part.”

He responded, β€œYeah, you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bwmamanamedsha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I’ve been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but it’s not easy.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Making a water bed bouncy is easy. All you have to do is

Use spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_7a
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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As a photographer, it's easy to tell when a kid has ADD

They're always out of focus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baseballtr7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Sometimes it is too easy... Friend: What a ripoff! My fortune cookie is empty. Me: It is not a rip-off, just un-fortune-ate.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smonaghan213
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Think it's easy living in a cold animal house?

Nope! It's a terrible burden. >!Brrr-Den!<

Wasn't sure if this was the place to post, or if I should look for Dad jokes instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/like_to_climb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Changing a muffler isn’t easy without a lift
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bestbikerstan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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It's easy to tell the difference between a weasel and a stote...

One is weasely recognisable, the other'stotely different.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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Organizing a yoga session was very easy

Luckly she was freelance so her hours were flexible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadus_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I’ve just started working as a professional dog walker and it’s so easy,

It’s a walk in the park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dubzeeeh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.

I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I thought becoming a real estate agent would be easy

but apparently I had a lot to learn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paladium9999
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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It's really easy to cook noodles in a public garden

Just a wok in the park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanushthedog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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I don't know why boxing is a sport. It's really easy. imgur.com/gallery/bA0fLiN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shambles299
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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It is easy to identify the right side up for a Canadian bee.

Not so much for a US bee, however.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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Because of Starbucks, a tall order is easy to obtain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smouthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Driving in a line in a car is pretty easy.

It's turns that aren't so straightforward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stridsvagn81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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What do you call a riddle that is easy to crack?

A brittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterqub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Why is it easy to get into a pirate college?

Because you just need the high Cs

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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What do you call a Knight that's easy to sleep with?

Surmountable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NMSmith42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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A belt that allows chefs easy access to spices...

Could be called a waist of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riz_lemon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Just noticed I've been on Reddit for 5 years but writing a dad joke for the occasion was really easy.

It was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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It's not easy being a pharmacist...

Sometimes I feel like I'm just going through the motrins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliot91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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If you think riding a sled down an ice track is easy

You are delusional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My friend is making a lot of easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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