Whooops!
There aren't any signs so I didn't have any idea why there was a man sunbathing naked on the beach. It wasn't until I left the area that google maps popped up with: "did you enjoy your visit to Eastney nudist beach?" that i went 'aaah!'.
I visit family regularly and really enjoy visiting Portsmouth & Southsea. It has a lot going for it and its got some really cool places & pubs.
What is car parking like generally? Had a drive around today and the residential areas were pretty packed.
What are the bus services like, and what time do they finish? Had a look at a few timetables but left me a bit confused.
I've seen a few threads on good and bad areas, what's the main area to avoid?
What's traffic like when traveling to Chichester & Worthing in the morning?
Thanks
http://www.royalmarinesmuseum.co.uk/
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
