If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt
You officially hit rock bottom
The mighty Dwayne Johnson!
Dwayne Johnson is a master of origami...
As his apprentice, I once assisted him at an exhibition and managed to lose the cutting implement he uses to prepare the paper for folding. I can’t believe I lost The Rock’s Paper Scissors.
How much does Dwayne Johnson weigh?
Why did Dwayne Johnson’s family get tested for covid?
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
I hit Dwayne Johnson with a magazine
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
If Dwayne Johnson had downstairs neighbors, they would be clueless about just about everything.
You would be too if you lived under a Rock.
Haven't got laid in so long I'm getting turned on by Dwayne Johnson's buttocks
I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM
If somebody slaps Dwayne Johnson’s ass
They’re hitting rock bottom...
Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson showed me pictures of his kids on his phone.
He was pretty sedimental.
Who do you call when Dwayne Johnson is sick?
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
The XFL was just sold to Dwayne Johnson and a couple of investors for $15 million...
..now that's a Rock bought 'em price.
Dwayne "the Lock" Johnson
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
Why didn’t Dwayne Johnson’s downstairs neighbor recognize him?
Because he’s been living under a rock.
Yesterday I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass.
I've officially hit rock bottom.
Did I tell you about my friend in Africa named Dwayne?
I haven't seen him in a while.
I miss Dwayne... down in Africa
If Dwayne Johson was fat, what would you call his manboobs?
Just caught my son spanking a cardboard cutout of Dwayne Johnson.
He’s officially hit Rock bottom.
Dwayne “the rock” Johnson
Dwayne "The Croc" Johnson
I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!
I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
I thought I saw Dwayne Johnson.
But it turns out it was a Shamrock.
Dwayne "The Croc Johnson" [OC]
Who is this Dwayne you speak of
It’s... Dwayne Iraq Johnson!
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Dwayne Johnson locked eyes with Medusa
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
Why did Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson’s family get tested for COVID-19
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking.
If Dwayne Johnson gets covid...
can he still smell what the rock is cooking?
All of you are Dwayne Johnson
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
How did Dwayne Johnson’s family find out that they had Covid?
They couldn’t smell what The Rock was cooking.
How did Dwayne Johnson’s daughter know she had COVID?
Because she couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking!
I slapped Dwayne Johnson’s ass.
I then realized I had hit the rock bottom.
Anyone who slaps Dwayne Johnson's ass
Has really hit rock bottom.
If you hit Dwayne Johnson's ass
Does it mean you hit rock bottom
I slapped Dwayne Johnson's ass
Didn't feel like it at the time, but I realized I had hit rock bottom
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