My friend recently got a tattoo of a whale and I she wants to name it. Please help me internet fathers.
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps...
A starfish. If you have any better fish puns just let minnow.
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking
She started an OnlyFins.
April fools Day.
Just keep trimming~
Him: What does "Finding Nemo"mean?
Me: No idea
Him: Finding no one, Nemo means no one.
Me: ok
Him: What is "Finding Dory"?
Me: No idea
Him: A Disney sequel starting Ellen DeGeneres
Me: very proud dad
Edit: put spacing back in. Stupid Reddit
Dori-Toes
My husband and I are trying to think of creative chicken names for our new chickens. I want to call them literary puns, and so far I have the following:
Ernest Henningway
Charles Chickens
Eggar Allan Poe
Jane Aust-Hen
Lay K Rowling
Any other great suggestions?
Now things are Hunky Dory.
Cute? It’s a Dory ball!
"I wonder what it would be like to live under water..." said my girlfriend on our way to see Finding Dory, to which I responded with "I don't know, but I bet you'd be under a lot of pressure."
She hung her head in shame because she knew my entire family would soon hear about this.
So it's 5pm and I start talking to my dad about dinner, because it always takes ages to decide. Over the next hour and a half, he proceeds to ignore all dinner planning conversation. It comes down to a heated conversation in the kitchen where I begin dramatically shaking his shoulders and asking 'Don't you remember me starting this conversation NEARLY TWO HOURS AGO? Do you REMEMBER?! TWO HOURS! I am DYING!' My dad smirks. 'Hi dying, I'm..' at which point I begin my dramatic eyeroll... '...Dory!'. Pause.
'Do you get it? Like Finding Nemo.'
'...yeah dad. I got it.'
TL
When getting ready to leave the house:
"Dad can you put my shoes on?"
"They won't fit me"
And upon picking them up from school:
"How was Doris today"
"Dad, there is no one at school called Doris"
"Oh was she sick today?"
DORI-TOES
