Dog Barking Puns

A list of puns related to "Dog Barking"

How do you stop your dog from barking in your backyard?

Put him in the front yard.

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👤︎ u/Gil-Gandel
📅︎ Jan 21 2023
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My neighbor’s dog keeps barking at my tree.

The tree barked back

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👤︎ u/Physenginpreneuric
📅︎ Oct 25 2022
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True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.

"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."

Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.

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👤︎ u/jewyouevenlift
📅︎ Apr 14 2021
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How do you keep your dog from barking in the back seat of the car?

Bring him up to the front seat with you.

Put him in the barking lot.

Let him drive instead.

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👤︎ u/Mystic_Pizza_King
📅︎ Jul 28 2022
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My dog’s been stuck on top of the house all day. I had no idea, until he started barking…

Roof roof roof.

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👤︎ u/LuchiniOfAstora
📅︎ Jul 28 2022
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Your dog is barking

I was visiting my parents this weekend and this conversation happened.

Mom to dad: “Your dog is barking outside.”

Dad: “Ok, let me know if she starts meowing.”

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👤︎ u/teddlasso
📅︎ May 16 2022
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Why wouldn’t the dog stop barking?

He was trying to keep a woof over his head.

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👤︎ u/HappyRamenMan
📅︎ Dec 16 2021
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What do you call a dog barking under water?

A Subwoofer

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👤︎ u/WhiteWolfNL
📅︎ Jun 27 2021
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Just adopted a new dog. He's a bit mean and has a habit of barking by the sides of cliffs.

I guess he's just a little ruff around the edges.

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👤︎ u/Knightly1818
📅︎ Jun 15 2021
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What do you call a barking dog in the Arctic?

A sub-woofer

Thanks for sorting by new you are doing a great job :)

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👤︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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My dog got castrated and he suddenly stopped barking at the neighbours's dog.

I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.

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👤︎ u/DemonMastr166
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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Found a way to stop my dog from barking in the front garden....

I put it in the back garden.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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My dog decided to become a professional at barking

I think I'll get him a subwoofer

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👤︎ u/NotTooSavage
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call the only dog that isn’t barking a the shelter?

A diamond in the ruff

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👤︎ u/LazarBear360
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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My dog failed his barking test.

It was ruff.

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👤︎ u/gdubluu
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Why did the dog suddenly start barking during a car ride?

Because they were in a RUFF part of town!

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👤︎ u/russellman18
📅︎ May 14 2019
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My dog started barking at my neighbor going into her house; my wife threw a flag and called unnecessary ruffness
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👤︎ u/JunJones
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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Why was the small sled-dog no good at barking?

Because he was a little husky.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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How do you keep your dog from barking in the back seat?

Put him in the front seat.

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37
📅︎ Feb 02 2022
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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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👤︎ u/ThisKidsAlright
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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A dog barking at nothing is unnecessary ruffness.
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👤︎ u/yourfriendkyle
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat?

Put him in the front seat!

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👤︎ u/diamondrel
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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