Why did the bacterium fail its math class?

Because it multiplies when it divides.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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Son, there is a fine line

Between a numerator and a denominator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talcabus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?

Sue-doku.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?

I guess you can say the baby was airborne

Edit: Sorry if the joke is terrible, I just made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wise_Guy_Plato
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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What do you call a miniature Yoda?

A Toyota.

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πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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