I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.

I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide Iโ€™m sure youโ€™ll sea the porpoise isnโ€™t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that Iโ€™m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and Iโ€™ll gladly clam up. Iโ€™d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.

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