A list of puns related to "Distributed Cognition"
DOI: 10.1037/pne0000112
I thought the Network was the interconnected Vex cognition, but it's... a real material place? Like another dimension?
And Misraaks describes the Distributed Domain as "a reality were the Vex don't exist". I don't get what is this place exactly.
And how are we accessing these places with the help of a Sacred Splicer?
Guy at a Thanksgiving party was boasting about how feminism is dying and βnormal orderβ is being restored because men still run everything and women are leaving the workforce en masse to resume their βnatural rolesβ in the house. I looked it up and:
Men run 174 out of 195 countries https://www.unwomen.org/en/what-we-do/leadership-and-political-participation/facts-and-figures
Men run 81% of all companies https://blogs.worldbank.org/opendata/how-many-companies-are-run-women-and-why-does-it-matter-0
Men are 90% of millionaires https://www.verdict.co.uk/90-percent-millionaires-male/
Men are 88% of billionaires https://www.statista.com/statistics/778577/billionaires-gender-distribution/
Men are 73% of all STEM workers https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2021/01/women-making-gains-in-stem-occupations-but-still-underrepresented.html
While in terms of employment:
Female global employment has been steadily decreasing https://data.worldbank.org/indicator/SL.TLF.CACT.FE.ZS?end=2019&start=1999&view=chart
And is now at just 43.2% for working-age women, compared to almost 70% for working-age men https://www.ilo.org/global/about-the-ilo/newsroom/news/WCMS_813449/lang--en/index.htm
When I pointed some of these out to him and asked if he thought this was good for society, he laughed and said βwhy not?β
I reply, βso if men are so powerful and holding all the cards, they should pay for the drinks and dates right?β
His smile immediately disappears, he pauses for a second and goes, βwhat? Why should we do that? I thought you guys believed in equality!β
I just gave him a look, you know the one, like βyou serious with me right now?β, and he got visibly flustered and walked away. I didnβt see him again for the duration of the event. But Iβm thinking about it the next day and I still canβt believe it. The level of cognitive dissonance required for that thought process was stunning. He went from boasting about men denying women equality to rejecting the use of benefits of the patriarchal system he supports (in this case men making more money than women) BECAUSE itβs not in the interests of female equality, a concept he himself opposes! And this isnβt an isolated incident in my experience. So this is a message to all the ladies out there, to hold men like this accountable and continue to make them squirm.
Do your worst!
I know plenty are waking up (seen it in real life and on main Reddit subs), but holy shit it took 2 whole years? When you think about the narrative for 5 seconds, there's so many holes in it:
Apparently, not a problem. Nothing to see here?
Nope, nothing wrong here. Fuck those plague rats, amirite?
(I notice that the shills online never respond when you tell them this)
Still not suspicious? No? Huh, ok then...
Totally nothing suspicious to these people, apparently?
We went from "this won't happen, you're a paranoid freak" to "you're a moron if you didn't expect this to happen. It's almost like the $cience changes".
Nah, nothing to see here.
For the absolute morons that keep chanting "how would they benefit from prolonging this situation?!"
Nah, no conflict of interest there. Totally $afe and effective (fuck this phrase)
NAH, THE VACCINE IS SAFE AND EFFECTIVE, DON'T QUESTION, JUST OBEY
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
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