...bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
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It depends whether you see them later, or in a while.
Critics are concerned about the use of artificial Swedeners.
A fire distinguisher!
...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.
By the Bark.
There is a vas deferens
Supposedly it was a sold out tour, fairly apparent considering not a single seat was available on the bus!
At one point we happened to come across a field FULL TO THE BRIM with cows, and so I pleaded the bus driver to stop so we could take it all in.
We disembarked and took our places at the field fence, taking in the view of cow after cow.
I wondered to myself how it was so easy for folk to distinguish between cow and bull so readily, and so voiced my frustrations to the farmer close by.
“Excuse me sir, I’ve looked at your cattle and can’t for the life of me pick out a feature to help tell me the sex!!!!”
The farmer looked at me for a brief moment, painted with concern before asking,
“What about the udders…?”
I shook my head and frowned, and with mounting uncertainty replied,
“Not sure, you’d have to ask them!”
My therapist: Yes, I see that. Stop calling me Diary.
Drop them in a glass of water.
If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it floats.. It's a boy-ant.
One was "Bald E" and the other was "Hair E".
With a fire distinguisher.
One of my coworkers is a transsexual. He (formerly she) was telling me about some of his struggles.
"I had to go up to the corporate level in order to be able to use the restroom. Some people here were uncomfortable with me using either the mens or women's room when they found out."
"So, what you're telling me is. You had to fight for your right to potty?"
At first he facepalmed and sighed, admittedly I was a little worried I might have offended him... But he did get a chuckle out of it.
Me: knock knock.
Her: who's there?
Me: Mary.
Her: Mary who?
Me: Marry Me.
Edit: she did say yes
It was a gloomy day for a funeral. The widow weeped quietly in the front row. A distinguished gentleman approached her and said "Ma'am, I'm so sorry for your loss. Would you mind if I said a word?" "Please do", she replied. He stands, straightens his tie, and says "Plethora." Then he sits down. "Thank you," she said.
"That means a lot."
In our groups, we were assigned to burn certain mystery elements, and figure out which element they were based on the color of the flame. When we were done, I told my group that we had just become Fire Distinguishers.
it’s been difficult to distinguish between gelt and guilt
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
A fire distinguisher.
He survives through to the 24th century and gets his own ship. He somehow runs afoul of a certain Bajoran captain who used to be a distinguished ensign on the Enterprise, under Captain Picard.
The movie then becomes about their conflict. The response from the studio wasn't kind. They said I should abort the idea. They said it would be too controversial to make a movie about Ro v. Wade.
I only had the recourses to put out one. Unfortunately I just couldn't distinguish.
You bug me in ways I can't put into words
They bug me in ways I can't put into words
by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
By paying attention to whether it sees you later, or in a while
by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while
One sees you later and the other after a while.
sees you later or in a while.
By paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
Bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in awhile.
it took me a sec..
Does he see you later or in a while ?
One will see you later, the other will see you in a while.
