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disfranchise: to deprive of a franchise or chartered right

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Someone I debated with claimed that black men had the right to vote before they were prevented from it supporters of the Democratic Party. I understand that there was a law ratified in 1870 that forbid voter discrimination based on race, but is there evidence that black citizens actually took part in elections at the time?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

1. admitted 6 states (North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Washington, Idaho and Wyoming) to the Union
2. the Sherman Antitrust Act, which empowered the federal government to investigate and prosecute trusts.
3. presided over the enactment of the Dependent and Disability Pension Act, a cause he had championed while in Congress
4. the so-called Force Bill attempted to establish federal supervision of congressional elections as a means of preventing the disfranchisement of southern blacks
5. forwarded the Blair Education Bill, which advocated the use of federal aid for education in order to hamper southern whites from employing literacy tests to prevent blacks from registering to vote in party primaries
6. the Land Revision Act of 1891, which created the national forests
7. authorized America's first forest reserve located in Yellowstone, Wyoming
8. convened the first modern Pan-American Conference
9. negotiated the establishment of a protectorate over the Samoan Islands with Germany and Great Britain
10. stood firm against Britain and Canada to protect the overharvesting of seals in the Bering Sea
11. The Dependent Pension Bill, providing benefits to Union veterans as well as to their children and widows
12. expanded and modernized the navy
13. opened our second, third, and fourth national parks, set aside the first military park, the first urban park, and the first prehistoric Indian Ruin to come under federal protection, Casa Grande, Arizona
14. The Yosemite Reserves Act passed by Congress October 1, 1890, and signed into law by Harrison, created Yosemite National Park
15. signed The McKinley tariff set the average ad valorem tariff rate for imports to the United States at 48.4% which protected U.S. agriculture and would tax incoming goods at a higher rate and hopefully encourage people to buy American made products. U.S. businesses, feeling the sting of recessions, tried to compensate for lost revenue by raising the prices of goods.
16. made an additional 1.8 million acres of the Crow Indian reservation in Montana
17. enforce the 15th Amendment to secure voting rights
18. designated Ellis Island as America's first federal immigration portal
19. was pro-immigration
20. established the Board of Geographical Name

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.