Direct Cinema Puns

Luckily, he was soon able to flag down a passing Kerryman driving an empty truck. “Listen mate,” he says, “I’ve got to take these monkeys to the zoo pronto, but I’m stuck here until the AA arrive, any chance you could do me a favour? Here’s £50 for your trouble.”

“No problem,” says the Kerryman, “just load them up and I’ll be away.”

Well, a while later the Dub is just about to drive away, when he spots the same Kerryman driving in the opposite direction still with the monkeys in his truck.

More confused than angry the Dublin fella high tails it and eventually flags the Kerryman down.

“Hey mate, I thought I gave you £50 to take these monkeys to the zoo!” He said

“Sure you did,” said the Kerryman, “But I had a little left over, so now we’re going to the cinema.”