A list of puns related to "Dexterously"
I turned up the music and said "Here are some car tunes for you, son".
He started to cry and my wife yelled at me.
I guess you could say I'm... ambidextrous.
Wife: "One of my friends just named their kid Dexter. Would you ever name a kid Dexter?"
Me: "Yeah, that's a killer name!"
Notices that in Season 6 rapper Mos Def is listed as just Mos in the credits. Promptly says "I guess he got his hearing back!"
Girlfriend: "Who names their kid Dexter? The kid will always be bullied for the little kid in the cartoon. Seriously, why Dexter?"
Me: "Well, it guess they thought it was the right choice... Get it... Dexter.... Right..."
Girlfriend: "... No?"
Me: "Dexter means right in Latin. And right is well... right, like correct."
Girlfriend: "... Ugh...." (thinking: you and your dad jokes again)
Me: "Well, at least I haven't left you out of the joke :D"
Girlfriend: "...."
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Context: Dexter invented a machine that made the wearer's dreams come true, his wish was to get rid of his sister Deedee.
I have two favorite titles that are extremely clever puns.
βShawn the Sheepβ βDexterβ
βShawn the Sheepβ is a sly play on the dialect of the characters in the animation. βShawnβ and βshornβ have the same pronunciation in the dialect of the outskirts of Bristol, UK.
βDexterβ is a wonderful Latin pun. βDexterβ is the word for βrightβ and βSinisterβ is the implied compliment, the word for βleftβ in Latin. Dexter is a series about a serial killer who only murders those guilty of crimes. His name in Latin implies he is the opposite of sinister, right or just.
when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost much of his strength and dexterity from the injuries he sustained and he was unable to practice his trade. He fell into a deep depression and he spent most of his days sitting at home in front of the fireplace gazing into the flames, longing for the days when his strong hands could grasp a hammer and strike a hot piece of iron, slowly forging it into a beautiful piece of work.
One evening when the old man was sitting in front of the fire, he heard a knock at the door. It was his granddaughter, whom he hadn't seen in many months. She had overheard her father talking to her mother about how her grandfather was slowly slipping away into depression and hopelessness and she wanted to help. To the old man's surprise, she had brought him a puppy. "I thought that since you're always here all by yourself that you might want someone you keep you company," the granddaughter said. The old man's eyes welled up with tears and the little puppy instantly jumped into his arms and began licking the tears from his face. The old man and his granddaughter spent the next several hours sitting on the floor of his house watching the puppy chase around a rubber ball, bouncing, jumping, panting, and licking. In that short time, the old man had made complete turnaround from being sad, lonely, and hopeless, to smiling from ear to ear, full of joy with his new-found companion. As the hours grew late and the puppy grew tired, the granddaughter said "Well Opa, I'm glad you like your puppy, but it's late and I should be heading home. By the way, what are you going to call him?" "Life," said the old man, "because he has given me a new meaning and joy to mine." The granddaughter kissed her grandfather on the cheek, wished him goodnight, and she left.
Many years passed and all the while, the old man and his little dog were inseparable. Everywhere the old man went, Life was always with him whether it was the post office, the grocery store, and even when the old man went to the barber shop, the little dog would sit patiently until the last hair on
... keep reading on reddit β‘Both! She's bambi-dexterous
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