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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
As always, there's a lot of confusion about how strong Adam is. I will attempt to powerscale him and explain why I believe he is overrated, even as a huge Adam fan. Feel free to disagree & debate in the comments!
Eyes of the Lord
Right of the bat, starting with one of the most important misconceptions: Adam does NOT copy the stats of his opponent! Eyes of the Lord simply allow him to dodge and copy any divine technique he sees.
If you read round 2 you'll know that Zeus never even grazed Adam until he went into Adamas and even then it took him a while to land his first blow. Meanwhile Adam had hit Zeus many times. If Adam copied Zeus' endurance and strength then it would make absolutely NO sense for Adam to still die earlier despite having taken fewer hits and landed more on Zeus.
How strong is Zeus?
Now I believe Zeus to be the most powerful character and he can beat pretty much any other fighter in a 1v1, I can't deny that he's heavily overrated, which in turn causes people to overrate Adam.
Let's start with "Adamas Zeus can kill anyone in 1 shot!". I mean, really? That was clearly hyperbole. I won't even go deeper into that.
So then how strong is Adamas Zeus? In terms of raw power, I'd put him below Thor, Lu Bu, TK Shiva and Raiden. Geirrod: Thor's Hammer and Sky Eater are definitely stronger than Zeus' TFTST and True God's Left/Right. Now we get to Raiden. Adam's punches were clearly hurting Zeus. Raiden was confirmed to have the strongest muscles in all of humanity, so in terms of raw power, Raiden is quite clearly above Adam. Therefore I have no doubts that Raiden's Yatagarasu is above Zeus' TFTST/True Gods Left and Right. And considering Shiva's final Devaloka completely obliterated Raiden's Yatagarasu, we can definitely put Shiva above Zeus aswell.To clarify, this is in terms of RAW STRENGTH alone. I believe Zeus to be capable of defeating all 4 of these fighters. But what makes Zeus strong isn't raw power, but his spam and durability.
Adam vs Weapons
Saying Adam can copy weapons by morphing his body like he did against the serpent God is a real stretch. So against weapon users, Adam's copying technique will be rendered useless. However that's not all there is to Adam's eyes! His eyes also allow him to dodge, and I believe that will allow him to compete with weapon users.
Now you might say Adam can just punch/kick by himself without copying, right? Correct. But we do not have sufficient speed feats to say h
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
BamBOO!
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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