In my college math class, my instructor sometimes points out our βwtfβ facial expressions as being funny, but always helps us to understand what to do.
Cue me who wrote a math expression on a sticky note and stuck it to my face, saying βHowβs this for a facial expression?β
Math prof was amused.
I said βNice tan broβ
β¦but geometry is where I draw the line.
Because you should never Drink and Derive.
It really tests your limits.
a seΓ±or citizen
The punanimous Declaration of the thirteen United States of Pun-merica, When in the Course of human pun-ventures, it becomes necessary for one people to loosen the comical bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the wits of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Yaws of Pun-Nature and of Nature's Pun entitle them, a decent respect to the punchlines of mankind requires that they should declare the pun-riddled causes which propel them to the separation.
We hold these puns to be self-evident, that all wordplay is created equal, that they are endowed by their Pun-ator with certain un-pun-able Rights, among these are Life, Linguistic-erty and the pursuit of Puntasticness.--That to secure these rights, Pun-ernments are playfully instituted among Puns, deriving their just laughter from the consent of the amused, --That whenever any Form of Pun-ernment becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Write of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to pull out new Wordmanship, laying its fun-dation on such punster principles and organizing its powers in such playful form as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Laugh-ety and Happiness. Prun-dence, indeed, will dictate that Pun-ernments long established should not be changed for pun-light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while pun-evils are sufferable, than to set-write themselves by abolishing the language forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long laugh-track of abuses and usurp-puns, pursuing invariably the same Pun-jectives evince a design to reduce them under absolute Pun-potism, it is their right, it is their pun-ty, to chuckle off such Word-rule, and to provide new Punderful Guards for their pun-ture posterity.--Such has been the pun-ient sufferance of these Pun-olonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Punnery. The history of the present Pun-King of Great Pun-Ain is a history of repeated punchlines and usurp-puns, all having in jest the establishment of an absolute Pun-ranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be fun-bmitted to a candid whirl of wordplay.
It's an integral part of my life.
To get to the bottom
That's why there's a Cedar Cyanide Hospital.
"Hey, what's this here sauce?"
All he did was dig up old jokes
They think an average person is a mean person.
Al Gebra
I was supposed to teach the kids what sine divided by cosine was, but I kept going off on a tangent.
It's illegal to drink and derive.
Shared by my 11-year-old tonight...
You divide the distance raptor by the time raptor.
...But I'm 2Β² to post it! βΉ
Edit: Thanks for the awards! β€
Al-Gebra
Because they had no option.
Cuz the average student is mean
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They'll call the mathia on you.
Itβs difficult to differentiate between them.
The evidence just didnβt add up.
I guess thatβs my limit.
Now I want my Nickelback.
They always go off on a tangent.
Maybe she wants to calculate velocity.
Itβs the Auntie Derivative.
Jerky
I thanked him for the sage advice but went on about my business.
Because you can't drink and derive.
They have loco motives.
and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
I didn't think it was a gouda idea.
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Because you should never drink and derive.
