Accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning...
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I just don't get people who wear deodorant.
I can't understand their Axe scent
A man was killed with only a stick of deodorant
It was the first Degree murder
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
What kind of deodorant do offensive linemen use?
I'm never using stick deodorant again...
The instructions said " remove cap and push up bottom"
I can hardly walk.
I purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say, "remove cap and push up bottom."
I can hardly walk, but when I fart the room smells lovely. Credit: https://pun.me/pages/dad-jokes.php
What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.
Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!
I don't know why people use odorless deodorant
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
Literary pun
Why didn't the book wear deodorant? It was B.O. OK
I decided to self-identify as deodorant
Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
It was no Secret when I went and got my girlfriend the wrong deodorant. She acquiesced reluctantly anyway...
I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.
Does that make me an Axe murderer?
my wife got angry for throwing her deodorant on the airplane
It's not my fault I let her Dove fly...
I was shopping for some deodorant this afternoon. I noticed the instructions said “remove cap and twist up bottom”
It hurts to walk now but my farts smell great!
Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works
It just doesn't make scents.
My deodorant is so abrasive on my armpits
It should be called “erode-orant”
I hate it when Elon Musk forgets to wear deodorant and all you can smell is Elon's musk
On this can of deodorant it said "Lasts 24 hours"
So the next day I bought another can
Dad asked if he could borrow my deodorant.
What do you call deodorant that smells like cheese?
I forgot to put on deodorant this morning, so I went to the store on my way to work.
My brother sprayed on some of his new deodorant. "How do I smell?" He asked.
"With your nose" I replied.
Today I accidentally sprayed a deodorant in my mouth
Now I have this weird Axe Scent whenever I talk!!
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now I have a weird axe-scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant my mouth this morning.
So every time I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think I’m joking.
But that’s just my two scents.
I now identify as a can of deodorant
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure
I always encourage everyone I know to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Got a new deodorant stick today. Instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
I can barely walk, but every time I fart the room smells great!
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