9 Hilarious Delivery Order Puns

Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.

Sleigh Queen

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📅︎ Oct 01 2020

What did the ninja delivery boy say to the office manager when he was delivering an unexpected order of pens, pencils, and paper goods?

Supplies!

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👤︎ u/kingrangerprops

📅︎ Aug 19 2020

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My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon but delivery took forever...

She says it was worth the weight.

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👤︎ u/creativedamages

📅︎ Sep 02 2020

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Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

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👤︎ u/linknt01

📅︎ Mar 13 2020

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Ordering Indian food

Ordering orange chicken curry: 20 bucks

Delivery: 2 bucks

Opening it and finding out they forgot something: Riceless!

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👤︎ u/ILooveCats

📅︎ Nov 02 2019

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My sisters having some pregnancy complications, unsure if it's going to be a natural delivery or a c section. My dad dropped this one.

When are they planning, to call in that order for delivery or is it going to be takeout?

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👤︎ u/RalphJameson

📅︎ Aug 17 2016

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Delivery dad joke

My roommate and I are ordering some Chinese food for delivery.

She asks "what's a good tip for a delivery driver"

I reply "always wear a seat belt"

She won't talk to me now.

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👤︎ u/grease_cat

📅︎ Mar 08 2014

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Cure for Boredom

Ok so here's what you do.

Go onto Amazon or Ebay or whatever and purchase a small dog cage. Make SURE that is is made of either completely STEEL. Nothing else. Get advanced shipping or whatever gets it to your door as fast as humanly possible. Now wait patiently for your package to arrive. Once the delivery person knocks on your door to get you to sign for your package tell them to wait until you open the box. If they seem leery of you explain that you have had trouble in the past with your parcels and you just want to make sure that your order is correct. Open the box and remove the cage from the box. Inspect it thoroughly. Now LISTEN CAREFULLY! This is the part you can't mess up. Look up from the cage and stare into that poor delivery person's eyes. Like so deep you can see their ancestors. Say these exact words. "I knew it... I can't believe I ordered a nickel less cage."

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👤︎ u/Endangerd_Box

📅︎ Dec 23 2015

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We got a delivery at work today.

My boss is nearby when the delivery comes in, one cardboard box with stuff for our birthday parties.

Boss: "Wait, didn't we get this yesterday?"

Delivery Guy: "Yeah, you got two boxes."

Boss, confused: "But why did they show up on two separate days?"

[they ponder this]

Boss: I ordered them for two-days delivery.

Me: Well, the delivery did take two days.

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👤︎ u/Hamlet7768

📅︎ Sep 12 2015

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