Today some guy pointed to my pet goose and said β€œshe” was cute.

God I hate it when people assume my gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2022
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Before she got her monkey, Dora the Explorer used to have a cute little pet calf.

He was a Dora bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Girls find my pet duck cute, it helps me get laid.

You could say it's my wingman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hunter_6_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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5 years ago I rescued a couple cute bunnies from three pumas. I brought them home, nurtured them to health, and kept them as pets. I wrote a story about it, but am too scared to publish it.

It's two hare-raising in my book. No even lion, odd right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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My husband’s adding to his stash of dad jokes for our future childrenβ€”here’s an especially eye-rolling example when we were walking back from class today.

I noticed a couple of really cute ground squirrels that have started a little community next to the soccer field at our college campus, and pointed them out. This was his reply.

DH: Oh man, they’re adorable! Can you buy one of those at a pet store? I wonder how much they’d gopher....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lifeinsuitcase
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Got my friends this past weekend

A couple we're friendly with have a really cute 3-year-old girl who loves to play with the small animals in the backyard (mostly toads). Recently the girl found a bird a little later than their pet cat did, and didn't realize the bird was dead. Her mom, being a bit strange and not wanting to explain death to her daughter quite yet, puts on a pair of yard gloves and -- when the daughter wasn't looking -- sticks the dead bird up in a tree. Tells her daughter, "look, he's napping in the tree."

At this point in the story I chime in, "Weekend at Birdie's!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_delete
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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